Introducing our next victim…Nagihiko! Enjoy!
"20 Ways To Tick Off Nagihiko"
1. When he passes you, start singing "Dude Looks Like A Lady".
2. When St. Patrick's Day comes by, give him a kilt.
3. When he asks you why, say "What? You should be happy, this is your thing!"
4. Bake him a cake that says "Happy Birthday Weirdo!"
5. When he offers you food, eat and then say, "I've had better."
6. Tell Temari that Nagihiko said he prefers Rhythm and that she's weak in comparison. Watch as she beats her master about the head.
7. When he's performing as Nadeshiko at a charity event, rush up and tear off the kimono.
8. As everyone stares say "See! She's a fraud!"
9. Introduce him to the world of drag queens.
10. Mention how in ancient Japan and Rome that it was normal for men to play the role of women. Then say "You missed it by a few centuries Girly Boy!"
11. Replace all of his sneakers with stilettos.
12. For Christmas, give him stockings, make-up, and hair clips.
13. Somehow introduce him to Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club), and watch as Tamaki complements the "young princess."
14. Dress him up in a pink dress, then say "That thing is just not your color, maybe we should try the purple?"
15. Tell him you signed him up for basketball tryouts, when in reality it's really football. Laugh as he's crushed underneath all of the 100 - 150 lbs. players.
16. Chop off all of his hair in his sleep.
17. Doodle on his face with permanent marker.
18. Give him the number for a sex-change specialist.
19. Tell him he could be a model. When he smiles add, "And I mean a female model, just don't forget to hide the snake. Wait, you still have that number right?"
20. Show him this list and run for the hills!
Dragonlover71491: Another successful list.
Nagihiko: Temari….
Dragonlover71491: Oh boy…read and review. Eek! Put down the zanbatou Nagihiko!