A Very OOC Day
Prologue
Yamato: Okay this is one of the funny stories I promised to write.
Amu: So you're still writing Shugo Chara fanfics?
Yamato: Yup. I'm not planning on stopping anytime soon, so rest assured people. It made me sad that WantingFreedom decided to stop writing Shugo Chara fanfics, but I respect her decision.
Ikuto: Girly-boy told me that you had your first football game.
Yamato: Yup! It was on a Friday night. We marched in the half time show. I got told by my family that we were awesome. My high school won 42-7. Epic win.
Rima: On with the story!
Yamato: In case you don't know this by now, I don't own Shugo Chara! and never will.
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Narrator's POV
Our story...no wait that's not written on the script...okay, fixed it. Ahem, here goes. This two-shot starts in Seiyo, Japan with an interesting group of preteens. They aren't in the Student Counsel, the authors decided it would be fun to make up some exclusive club and call it the Guardians. They act as the Student Counsel. Guess what? Peach-Pit decided to name the Guardian positions after card positions! Isn't that creative? The tallest Guardian looks like a girl and is the Jacks' Chair. He has long, shiny, purple hair and has amber eyes. He is really pale and kind. His name is Fujisaki Nagihiko but everybody calls him Nagi. He loves Rima and Yamato-sama is a HUGE Rimahiko fan. She says death to Amuhiko. His Shugo Charas are Rizumu and Temari. His family is messed up and they forced him to cross-dress as a girl for most of his life...oh crap! He heard that! No Fujisaki! Stop it! AHHHHHH!
This is Yamato speaking, sorry for the technical difficulties. The narrator will be replaced shortly. Please keep reading the story.
The next Guardian is Mashiro Rima. She has long, curly, corn silk blond hair and gold eyes. She has unknown/and/or jealousy issues with Nagihiko. She has a love/hate relationship with him. She "hates" him but is really in denial. Rima has a cold outer personality and although she's good at lying, only Nagihiko can see through her icy personality and her lies. She loves comedy manga, especially Gag Manga Daioh. Her chara is Kusukusu, who represents Rima's dream to be a clown...err...scratch that...make people laugh. She also has family issues. Her parents argue to no end and just recently decided to get divorced, so now she lives with her mom still in Seiyo. She is the Queen's chair. Her favorite gag is Bala-Balance, where you put your arms like this, legs like this, and yell "Bala-Balance!" Oops, I did it wrong heh. *gulp* AAAUUURRGGHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mashiro-san I'm SORRY! HELP ME NAGI!
Yamato again. What's with all these screwed up narrators? I told them to hire pros! I'll give them 1 more chance to find a good narrator...*stomps away* *in background* "You! You be the narrator!"
Hinamori Amu is the Joker's chair. She is in denial about her love for Ikuto, the pervy cat boy. Her charas are Ran, Miki, Suu, and Daiya. She is best friends with Fujisaki Nagihiko/Nadeshiko because she now knows about Nagihiko's double identity, and Mashiro Rima. She has an outer character that people call "Cool and Spicy." If I, narrator #3 screw this up, then Yamato-sama said she would narrate this story herself. Amu acts somewhat like a Mary-Sue. Amu has shoulder length bubblegum pink hair that's stick straight and is usually partially pulled up with an x-clip in some hair style. Her eyes are also gold.
The King's Chair is Hotori Tadase and Yamato-sama hates him so she told me to tell you readers that he stays home sick and isn't in this story. He's not important in this story but for the sake of it, he has short (finally a boy with normal length hair!) blond hair and ruby red eyes. He sometimes uses his (Yamato-sama calls it stupid) sparkle attack that used to phase Amu and make her get lost in a dream world. What a bunch of bull. Now Amu no longer has a crush on him. His chara is Kiseki and his would-be-self is an egotistical "Prince." That word sends him into a craze, "I'm no Prince! I'm the king! Bow your heads commoners! BWAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHA!" Then he's always embarrassed after he turns back.
Yuiki Yaya loves sugar, candy, and being the youngest Guardian. She's mad that she has a little brother but she learned to love him. Her chara is Pepe. Yaya has light amber hair that's stick straight and shoulder length but she wears it in 2 pigtails with big red bows. Her Guardian Cape has a big red bow on it too. Her eyes are amber. Yaya acts like a baby and throws temper tantrums despite the fact that she's 11. When will she grow up?
Not a Guardian but also featured in this story are:
Tsukiyomi Ikuto, a very tall guy who's a loner and acts like he's emo sometimes. His chara is Yoru. He gets cat ears and a cat tail when he chara-changes. His cat ears and tail match his navy blue hair and he has sapphire eyes. He plays the violin and is very good at it. Sadly, Ikuto was forced to work for Easter, as was his imoudo, (little sister) Utau. He loves to stalk Amu and enjoys making her blush. He confessed his feelings for her but is currently waiting for her to accept them. He's 17. Usually ditches high school and is probably failing it though Ikuto seems like the smart kind. Yamato-sama wanted to mention that she's pro-Amuto and con-Tadamu. She says death to Tadamu and Amuhiko.
Souma Kuukai was the previous Jack's chair but went to Middle School. He sometimes pops in to check up on the Guardians and especially Nagihiko, who he likes to mentor. Kuukai is 13. His chara is Daichi. In Elementary School, Kuukai was the soccer captain and he loves sports. He's very athletic and competitive. He's not very smart though and he learned a valuable lesson: don't ever ask Nagihiko what it's like to wear a skirt again. He has amberish colored short spiky hair and emerald green eyes. He's very laid back and lazy. He loves Hoshina/Tsukiyomi Utau and she loves him back. They're going out. He loves ramen.
Hoshina/Tsukiyomi Utau is a famous Japanese pop singer. She used to work for Easter by force like Ikuto. She has REALLY long stick straight corn silk blond hair that she ties in 2 low pigtails and purple eyes. She's good friends with Hinamori Amu. Her charas are Iru and Eru. They act like her good and evil sides. She loves Kuukai and ramen. She's also too competitive. She had a sister-complex on Ikuto which is just plain disturbing. Yamato-sama says eww to incest. (A/N: Narrator 3! STOP calling me Yamato-sama! What's wrong with calling me Yamato?) Fine, Yamato, happy now? (A/N: Yes, very. ^_^) She's a freshman in high school (?) but probably gets a private tutor since she's a famous singer. She's 14/15 years old.
Sanjou Kairi is a 4th year. He is very tall, wears glasses, is very smart, and is a Samurai. He's way too serious, shy, and was here as the 2nd Jack before he moved back with his parents after helping his sister, Sanjou (now Nikaidou) Yukari by spying on the Guardians for Easter. His chara is Musashi. Kairi is in love with Yaya but used to have a small crush on Amu. His hair is a forest green and his eyes are blue.