Disclaimer: Any Homestuck characters used in this fanfic are not owned by me, they belong to our faithful Hussie.

(Gamzee x FemKarkat)

"Pleaseeee come Karsie," Napeta rubbed her face on my hand, "please purrrmise you'll come?" I sighed, combing my hands through my hair, a habit of mine.

"Napeta, why on earth would I go to a stupid party, " I tried shaking her off gently, "I'm not one for singing and dancing! "

Napeta just gave me a stupid grin. "You can't dance, that I'll give you, " she dodged my 'wtf pap', "but you sure as hell can sing."

I watched as she ran off before I could say otherwise. 'Gog damn it...'

...

terminallyCapricious began trolling carcinoGeneticist

TG: HeY mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg FrIeNd

CG: HEY

CG: WHATS UP MY BRAIN SLIMED FRIEND

TG: NoW K, thats NoT hOw YoU tReAt FrIeNdS :o)

CG: WHATEVER

CG: YOU DIDNT ANSWER THE QUESTION CLOWN

TG: ArE yOu GoInG tO tHe PaRtY tOniGht?

CG: NOT YOU TOO GAMZEE

TG: ?

CG: NAPETA SHOWED UP A WHILE AGO ASKING THE SAME THING

CG: SHE DIDNT EVEN LET ME ANSWER

TG: WeLl ThEn My MoThEr FuCkEr, YoU'lL hAvE tO cOmE

terminallyCapricious ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist

CG: GAMZEE?

CG: DID YOU REALLY LEAVE

CG: FUCK YOU...

terminallyCapricious began trolling carcinoGeneticist

TG: DoN't FoRgEt To BrInG a DiSh

TG: AnD wEaR sOmEtHiNg CuTe :o)

terminallyCapricious ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist

CG: WAIT... WHAT?

CG: O.O

Sorry for the short chapters, but our computer is being stupid and won't work so I am reduced to my tablet... UGH! I type so little but it takes so long...

Why Hussie?

*whispers* Whyyyyyy?

ALSO, if I screwed up any bits in the colored text, idc. It was a fudgin bitch to get it all into color. (IF their colored text doesn't show I may go cry...)