The Heart Joker of the Cards
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Everything was going okay except it wasn't as hyped up to be as a heart joker was causing mischief for all the deck of cards.
Why? Because he was a joker card, and a cruel bastard at heart.
"Hehehe! Did you get it?" The heart joker stated in laughter to the other heart, diamond, club, and spade cards.
The King of Hearts cleared his throat as he tried to reason with his joker. "Mah boi, now is not the time to get on anyone's bad side..."
"But your majesty! Surely these cards love it when I cause mischief!" Laughed the heart joker as he then took the mouse cursor and pressed the button that caused all of the cards the shift.
"Hey! Quit that nonsense at once, you knave!" Angrily exclaimed the King of Spades.
"Yeah, knock it off! Or I'll club you good!" The King of Clubs added as he cleared his throat.
The heart joker simply laughed his head off as he faced the two kings. "I rather not! I am having way too much fun!" He then shifted the other cards around using the mouse cursor, only to get knocked away by the King of Diamonds.
"I'm as hard as literal diamonds!" The King of Diamonds exclaimed as he frowned. "That sounded so wrong..."
"Well of course, you idiot." The heart joker scoffed as he then pushed the King of Diamonds to the side, proceeding to shift the cards around again by abusing the mouse cursor.
And thus, the cards got shifted again and again, with the heart joker getting his jollies off of torturing everyone...
And again...
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"...holy shit, this is retarded," Stated Marine The Raccoon as she was in her bedroom inside her boat, deciding to scrap the entire fanfiction she was writing on her yellow laptop, closing the laptop as she buried her face in her hands, sighing as she was disappointed with herself, having officially lost control of her life.