MSN Roleplay

by MycroftsAngelEyes

Some role-plays that me and Gav have come up with. They're pretty funny so have a read. And do review - reviews are good!

1. Role Play 1

Well, this something me and Gav did together. We're a little bit random and I'm sure you'd have it no other way!

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

What's in the Black-hole?

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Shadows ^^

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

What type?

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Just shadows from the light being absorbed, but they can see a sort of curve-thing, which suggests that the black-hole is some form of a gateway.

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Okay, how much coffee have you had?

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Just one cup, but I'm telling the truth- I read an article in New Scientist about it.

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Cook

*Cool

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Totally

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

I want to see series 3 NOW!

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Me too!!

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

We'll watch it together - NOW!

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Let me just get the TARDIS

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

I've got my wrist-strap - although you call it a 'space hopper'

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

lol, and I have my trench-coat and sonic screwdriver!

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

And I have my RAF coat and Webley *holds up hand* I know you hate guns but I'm the over-bearingly protective type, and I'd hate for you to die. The TARDIS doesn't exactly listen to me, so I'd be stuck in whatever time we were in.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

What about Ianto? Are you going to leave him here without a clue again or are you going to tell him you love him and that'll you be back soon?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

I wouldn't leave Ianto! Well not intentionally. I'd drag him along - maybe we could participate in a three-some *grins in lustful Jack way*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Erm... no thank you. You're a handsome bloke, Jack, but I don't think it's wise. After all, Ianto loves you, and he'll probably feel bad and think that you need a threesome in order to feel attracted to him/

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Ouch! That hurt! Anyway, I l-love Ianto more than words could EVER describe. I know he's going to die one day and as he works to Torchwood; he'll probably be gone before he's 30. *uncharacteristic sigh here* I don't want to lose him. He knows me so well, he knows more of me than anyone ever has. He's worth it, he deserves the truth.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

But how will you break it to him that you can't promise him his forever

*?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

He's been through a lot. He knows that the fairy-tale 'happy endings' and 'forevers' are about as likely as the Aliens we deal with. He knows that one day I'll leave, well I know that. He'll be dead and I'll be broken from it, but I'll be able to remember him for decades to come. He's a remarkable man. So young yet so old. He's seen things that'd drive most insane.

He more than deserves anything he asks for. And he only asks for me for as long as he can have me. I won't deny him what he wants, he's the most righteous, kind, caring, gentle, divine man I have ever known.

He intrigues me more than even YOU do sometimes. I know I'll hundreds of years to figure you out, whilst I'll only have a couple of decades at best with him.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Wow. From the sounds of it, you're a very lucky man, Jack. When I had Rose, I thought I was dreaming when she said she'd come with me! I thought that I'd wake up and everything that had happened would have been a really long, weird dream. Then you came along and I thought "Nah- it's not a dream. No one in the Universe could be THAT enigmatic!"

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

I beg to differ Doctor. Ianto's far more enigmatic than I. He hides himself so well - better than me I suppose. I take up a room, he blends in, disappears and hears what's said and unspoken. He's so controlled, so measured that I try my hardest to see the real Ianto Jones that I'm afraid that if I stopped he'd disappear again, into the shadows.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Wow. I should like to meet him. Alone, Jack. I can't risk meeting your lover while you're around- you might actually TRY that threesome thing.

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Ha! I might proposition it to you both but I know Ianto would either give me a glare that could kill or simply threaten me with no sex and decaf for a week or two. I might be immortal and I might be able to withstand all forms of torture, but Ianto's form of torture is too much for even me to bear!

Besides if I left you alone, you'd probably try and have him yourself. Contrary to what Ianto believes about himself, everyone I've seen him talk to or look at has practically been drooling over him! He's far too modest about himself - sometimes.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

You know I don't swing that way, Jack. Show me a picture of him, and we'll test your theory.

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Alright but if you go chasing after him, I actually won't hesitate to kick your Time-Lord ass off my rock and away from MY Ianto! *Smiling, but seriousness to voice* Here goes nothing. *Pulls out a picture of Ianto, not his file photo. It's from a walk on the Beach he and Ianto had, Ianto's hair is all messy from the wind, his clothes - although rumpled from Jack and his attempts

- cling to his body, almost as though he were a God or something.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Hmm. I'll give you credit- he's a rather handsome bloke.

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

*His eye's are the deepest, oceanic blue and shine so brightly that it's as though his image was peering into your soul. They show his wisdom and understanding, his contentment to be with Jack on the beach*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Wow. I'll give you credit, Jack, he's pretty handsome. Out of curiosity, did he ever go to University? He looks well-educated.

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

I believe he attended University for about 2 years before he was recruited to Torchwood, there he said he was a Junior Researcher but I highly doubt that.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

What do you think his position was if you doubt that we was a Junior Researcher?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

I think he may have started off as a JR but he's far too intelligent for Torchwood One to have ignored. I think he was probably higher-up, maybe a technical analyst or a high level researcher.

He's been able to manipulate my security in the Hub before today and I know for a fact that his self-defence skills are about as good as mine, meaning he doesn't normally lose a fist-fight.

There's also something about him that just screams 'NOT ORDINARY' at you. And I don't know what it is, he's far too good at covering his tracks - he erased almost his entire file from T1.

Anyway! Enough talking about a man who isn't even here! Let's call him aboard - and no I won't leave you alone with him, so don't bother asking again.

*Grins, voice back to normal Jackness*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Whenever you're ready

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Alright, well. If you materialise in the Hub then he can have a look and make you a cup of 'tea'. *Says tea like it's poison*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*fiddles with controls* What's so bad about tea? It helped bring me back to consciousness when the Sycorax invaded Earth, didn't it?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Yeah, but if Ianto had been there his orgasmic coffee would have brought you back feeling as though you had adrenaline coursing through your veins! Very addictive and empowering.

*Holds onto railings, prepared for the ride*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*TARDIS materialises into the Torchwood Hub, and the two of us step out, to be faced by Gwen*

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

ARRGGHH!! GWEN! *Jack jumps back in shock, hits his head on the TARDIS* Where's Ianto?

Gwen: He's in your office Jack. Doing God knows what, since you decided to go out for a little trip and forgot - yet again - to tell us!

Jack: I.. err... Oh God... I completely forgot! How long have I been gone?

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Sorry, Gwen. My fault- me and Jack had to meet up to discuss potential alien threats. And because we haven't seen each other in AGES

Oh, and Jack, about three days

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Gwen: I don't care! Jack! Get up to your office RIGHT NOW!

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*whispers to Jack* Crikey, what a bitch!

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Jack: Alright Gwen I'm going. Don't shoot the Doctor by the way, please *cringing from Gwen, heading towards his office*

(YOU BE IANTO, ME STAY JACK?)

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Jack!

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Ianto!

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Where the HELL HAVE YOU BEEN! *hugs you tightly*

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

*Hugs back, just as tightly* I've been with... with the Doctor.

*waits for Ianto's reaction anxiously*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*looks crestfallen* AGAIN? God, Jack! Why the fuck didn't you tell me?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Well, I didn't exactly consider anything at the time. He shouted for me to come with him to talk and I did. I followed him like a dog follows it's master and I didn't even think of you or Gwen. *Voice heavy from guilt, starts to move away from Ianto* I know you're angry at me. I've gone and done it again! After I promised I wouldn't - not without telling you. Ianto *looks at Ianto with wide eye's*

I'm so sorry.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*kisses Jack on the cheek* You're forgiven. So, what were you talking about with him?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Errmm... *looks shiftily, before interrupted by Doctor shouting for Jack*

Let's go see what he wants.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*as the Doctor* Does he want to meet me or not? If he does, then I'm taking him- ALONE- to the Medusa Cascade, about 60 years in the past. It's much more active and brilliant in the period.

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

DOCTOR! I SAID NOT ALONE!

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Oh, come on! How else can I get to know what you're like from another person's point of view!

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Ianto: Ermm... Jack? Were you talking to the Doctor about me?

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*as Jack* Yeah. I even showed him that picture of when we went to the beach. Y'know- where your hair's dishevelled and your clothes are soaked and sticking to your body? Oh, come on! He was the one who asked!

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Jack!

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

What?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

*blushing like the sunset* Decaf, if you don't behave.

Doctor?

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*as the Doctor* Ah, Ianto! Pleasure to meet you *side-ways glare at Jack* AT LAST! Jack's told me a lot about you, and you seem like a pretty bashful kind of guy.

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Doctor. I know of you from some personal past-horrors so I'm going to be honest and to the point. I don't plan on going anywhere with a lonely Time-Lord who finds companions because he's so lonely. I'm with Jack so where-ever I go, he goes.

*sounds final about, no room for arguing*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Okay, fine. The more the merrier! But Jack *looks at Jack sternly* NO THREESOMES!

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

JACK!!! *blushing even redder, from embarrassment and anger*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*as Jack* I was JOKING when I said that!

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Yes I'm sure you were, although I do recall you propositioning a very angry Silcany who seemed intent on destroying the planet with the same offer. *mutters under his breath*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Oh, come on, Ianto! *glares at the Doctor* You are SO going to be sorry!

Ianto, I'm sorry

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

You will be Jack. That's a promise. * smiles a sexy, lustful smile - eye's filled with mischief*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*as Jack* I know what's coming. *looks at the Doctor* So, Doc- you've finally met that man I love. What do you make of him?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

*as Doctor* Well, I suppose that what you've said about him is true, but I don't really see the eye's thing. Sorry. Maybe if I got a better look...* walks over to Ianto, standing right in front of him*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*as Ianto, leaning back* What do you think you're doing?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

I am trying to see if what Jack says about your eye's is true, now stand still.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

What did he say about my eyes?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

*as Jack* Oh nothing much, apart from I feel like I can get lost in them everytime you look at me.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*eyes light up* Really?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

*as Jack still* Yeah, I feel like I'm drowning in the exquisite ocean that is you Jones, Ianto Jones.

*as Doctor* Hmmm... NOW I see what you mean Jack. The way he looks at you, it's almost like he's seeing your soul - which he might be doing, I don't know. *watching Ianto's eye's gaze into Jack's*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*as Ianto* Is he being serious? Jack, my eyes aren't that wonderful.

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

*as Jack* Oh but you're so wrong Ianto Jones, your eye's see EVERYTHING. You notice everything that there is to notice, you file it away and analyse it later on. Your eye's the only way to actually SEE you doing that. Your intelligence that burns SO brightly inside you, you are so special Ianto Jones that in all my years, I have never wished to be a mortal man more than I do know.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*Ianto* Mortal?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

But I fear that if I were a mortal man that you would find me boring, nothing more than another person who you briefly glance at.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

What do you mean 'mortal'?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

If I could die only once and not come back, if I could live only one life then I would choose to live it with you Ianto Jones because you are worth more than the universe to me.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*as Ianto* Jack, are you being serious? I mean, why choose me when there are millions of others out there?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

*as Jack* BECAUSE IANTO I LOVE YOU!! I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE THE FIRST MOMENT WE MET! WHEN YOU FIRST GAVE ME THAT COFFEE!!

WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE SO SPECIAL? NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN YOU!

*takes a deep breath to calm down*

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*in a whisper* What about Gwen?

I see the way you look at her, Jack. How do I know that I'm not just a time-filler until Gwen's available?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

*as Jack* Because Gwen is something I've never had. She's normal - or as close to normal as you can be in this job. She hasn't seen the type of horrors we have, she doesn't know how much loving a loved one hurts Ianto. That's all it is with Gwen. A fascination of something I can't have.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

A fascination? Or an infatuation?

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

I have something worth much, much more than some fascination with normality - a have you. It's no infatuation Ianto. If anything I have an infatuation with you Ianto. You are the most unique thing I have ever seen.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*sets eyes downcast* Really? Jack... I need to tell you something?

*.

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Anything Ianto.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

I love you

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

*Smiles. Doesn't say anything rude or inappropriate, just walks over to Ianto, pushes the Doctor aside and kisses Ianto so hard that they end up against a wall. Jack breaks the kiss* I know you do and that's why I, Ianto Jones, love you.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*smiles*

*As Doctor* I take it that you two DON'T want to come to the Medusa Cascade, then.

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

*as Jack* Well, maybe later Doctor. I think me and Ianto have some... 'talking' to do.

*as Ianto* Most definitely 'Sir'.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*as Doctor* I'll go now *steps into TARDIS and starts to fly away*

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

*as Ianto* Huh. Typical of him to just disappear when it's about to get interesting. *looks at Jack, mischievous glint in his eye's* as it is, I may have agreed to the threesome - just to see his reaction, mind you.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

*as Jack* Haha, good ol' Ianto Jones! Always there for me!

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

You wouldn't have it any other way Jack - and neither would I.

Gavaudin OMG! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE M-W BLACKHOLE! says:

Hehe. Don't you know it! That's what I mean, Ianto- you see it all, you know it all. You're truly amazing.

KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:

Prove to me how truly amazing I really am Jack.

(END NOW)