Tonight we'll dine in Hell

by Gingertea1010

This is my first fiction(actually not, cuz it's 2 short) on FFN My ideas are from 300 Spartans memes

'Spartans! Tonight we dine in Hell!' Leonidas roared. 'What the hell? We will dine in hell? It even doesn't exist!' the other 299 soldiers were surprised.

'Then where?'Leonidas said. 'Should we make a vote poll for the place for our dinner?'

'Tonight we'll dine in KFC!'

'Tonight we'll dine in Hell!'

Suddenly, a Spartan soldier shouted,'THIS IS MADNESS!' 'Madness? This is SPARTAAAA!'Leonidas kick that guy into the pit of death by kicking his ass, He needed an ass-kick, indeed.

'Tonight we'll dine in Hell (Pizza)!'Most of the soldiers voted for this. 'I claim, we'll dine in Hell!' Leonidas claimed ceremoniously.

That night, those 300 Spartans were looking for the restaurant. 'Astinos, where the Hell is it?' 'King Leonidas, I mean Hell Pizza, not Hell! Look there, we just need to turn right and we can reach there.' Astinos chuckled.

Next, they went there. 'How many people?' 'Uggg...300 please.' Leonidas replied. 'Are you kidding me? Can't you see the notice "No shoes, no shirt, no service"? Would you like to try Purgatory? ' the waiter said.

Finally, where would they dine? You decide it!