I own absolutly nothing, although i wish i owned jasper......but thats only a dream......along with world domination!

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emmetts pov (italics are for thoughts)

What have I done?

I am what 80 somthing and I still am the same person doing the same things, Emmett the the prankmaster. Gah! I need something else to do but what?

What else could I do?

Jaspers pov

This has got to be the funniest thing to watch! Emmett looks like hes trying to turn water to wine with that much concentration!If only Edward was here, he could tell me what is going on in that peanut sized brain of Emmetts, if only the world knew what our family goes through with Emmett. I am starting to get scared with how much concentration Emmetts using at the moment, here is Edward.....OH! Thats right, hes with Bella today like yesterday and the day before that and basicly every spare minute of the day not counting the fact that he watchs her sleep. Any way, he needs to go hunting soon.

back to emmetts pov

I've got it! I dont need to change but I need better ideas.

I'm thinking.....

I'm thinking.....

I'm thinking.....

AHA! Edwards gotta go huntin' soon and I went yesterday, so that inadvertantly mea- Hey! thats a big word! well done Emmet- focus....focus.....-so that means that I get to stay with Bella and I've got the bestest idea I have come up with today.....apart from destroying alices outfit and blowing up the blender that has NEVER been used!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am evil........

jaspers pov

OK! Now I'm scared, Emmett looks like he could take over the world if it were possible...which it isn't for Emmett.

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see next chapter....up soon!

XX Emmelee XX