Now we all know that Hobbiton is full of happy little Hobbits who LOVE to sing, dance, and eat. However, one day, EVIL Sauron decides to steal the music from all of Hobbiton!!!! Without the music, Hobbiton becomes a dead, boring wasteland where Hobbits have no choice but to be a dead serious people without the joking! It's up to four of the bravest Hobbits to journey to Sauron's Music-Stealing Lair and save Hobbiton from complete dullness!
*two young Hobbits come scrambling up the pathway towards Bag End*
Pippin: FRODO! FRODO!!!!!
Frodo: *looks out the window of his Hobbit Hole, then looks at Sam*
Sam: *shrugs*
Merry: FRODO! IT'S URGENT! SAURON'S STOLEN ALL THE MUSIC FROM HOBBITON!!!
Frodo: *opens up the door*Merry! Pippin! Calm down, children!
The young couples sat down in Frodo and Sam's home, and talked all about what Pippin and Merry had seen. The Hobbits had known that something Evil was in the air, and they knew that something was going to happen, its just that nobody has suspected that Sauron would ever even THINK of doing a thing like this.
Sam looked around at his best friends.. He had known all of them for as long as he could remember. Yet it wasn't until just a few years ago that he had realized that Frodo was the woman for him. She was beautiful. Her short black hair stood out in Hobbiton, because all of the others have either red, blonde, or somewhere in between. But he liked it.
Frodo knew what they were going to have to do... She just knew that they would have to save Hobbiton... AGAIN.
Frodo: *sigh* You three do realize what we have to do, right?
All three small Hobbits shook their small heads.
Merry: We are going to have to save this Damn place again.
BIG SIGH
Pippin: the only problem hun, is that we have no clue how Sauron took the music, or where he is keeping it...
Sam: I think i know who might have an idea where it is... but the little bugger will be hard to catch... and even harder to control...
Frodo: *Looks at Sam* No. I wont work with that thing.
Sam: But dear, its the only way...
Pippin and Merry: *Questioning look*
Sam and Frodo: *say together without meaning to* Gollum.
Pippin sighed and leaned back in his chair at the idea of having to go to Gollum. He looked over at his beloved Merry and gripped onto the spitfire Hobbit's hand; he could tell she was slightly tense. He and Merry were easily described as the rebels of The Shire, but going straight to Gollum was something even they, as troublemakers, wouldn't think of doing. However, he did have to admit that Sam had a very valid point.
Pippin: Well, I guess you have a point, Sam...though Gollum wouldn't be my first choice of help.
Sam: Wouldn't be mine, either, but he knows Mordor better than we do.
Frodo: Ugh. I HATE Mordor. It took WAY to long to get there.
Merry: At least we won't have those stupid little children of Ring Wraiths to worry about again.
Frodo: They were just ridiculously annoying and DESPERATELY needed a time-out. I'll Gandalf-smack them if they come near me this time.
Sam: But...there's no Ring.
Frodo:....Shut up, Sam.
Sam: BUT WE'RE INSIDE!!!!
Frodo: *Gandalf-smack*That's my point, dear.
Sam: Oh.
Pippin: *laughs at Sam*You just got told!
Sam: Shut up, Pip....
Pippin: *Keeps laughing*
Sam:.....*leaps over table and attacks Pippin*
Merry: Boys!!! Quit it!!!
Merry is ignored
Frodo: Will you two CUT IT OUT?!!!
Sam and Pippin stopped in mid-wrestle, looking up at Frodo in something very close to fear.
Pippin and Sam: Sorry, Frodo.
Frodo: You'd better be, stupid children. Now, Merry, Pippin, you two go home and pack up some necessities while Sam and I do the same. We'll meet tomorrow at dawn.
Pippin: A'ight. See ya, Sam! Bye, Frodo! *hobbit-skips out the door*
Merry: Thanks, Frodo, dear.. You've left me with that silly child all excited.
Frodo: *grins at her friend*No problem ^^
The next day.....
Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry were all happily bouncing along on their way to find Gollum, despite the risky task that was at hand.. Sam and Pippin cracked a couple jokes here and there to keep the girls entertained, and it worked quite well. However, a few rather stupid comments from Pippin caused Frodo a bit of irritation.
Frodo: Pippin, why did we take you again?
Pippin: Because, you love me.
Frodo: No, I'm sure that's not the reason.
Pippin: *glares, but gets over it quickly when Frodo glares back at her best friend's man*Well, anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission.....quest....thing.
Merry: *looks at him*Well, that rules you out, Pip.
Frodo and Sam: *both crack up for a good ten minutes as Pippin pouts and Merry tries to make him feel better*
Frodo had to admit that she was kinda Scared. She used to have nightmares about Gollum, but this time she was going to take charge... and not back out... or feel sorry for the Damn creature!
Sam: *squeezes Frodo's hand a bit* Almost there Dear.
Pippin: This place kinda gives me the creeps *grabs Merry's hand. Almost as tho he is afraid that she will like disappear or something*
Merry: Pansy ass.... *jumps when a bird makes a funny noise... then cringes as she realizes that it was just killed*
Frodo took in their setting.. They were walking along a path between two rocky walls. They had long since left the Shire. Frodo kind of wishes that they had never left at all... then remembers the looks on the young Hobbits' faces... She SO couldn't deal with that. Frodo continued searching for the entrance to Gollum's wanna-be-Hobbit-hole... Frodo remembered Gollum's story... and cringed. That's when she saw it... the entrance.
Sam: *is the first to point it out.* There.
The 4 Hobbits stood in front of the door (if you can call it that). Frodo figured that she (as always) would have to be the brave one, but she was showed different. Merry walked up to the entrance and knocked on the slap of door (and wasnt really sure that she should even be touching it... cause nobody knew what it was really made of) and soon after they heard a voice call out in reply.
Gollum: Who is it? Who would come to visit little old us? We has no friends... must be a girl scout or something... does Precious want Cookies? *Says in other voice to be known as Precious*
Precious: Yes, we LOVES cookies.... but we cant get too fats... then we will be a fatt little creature, wont we?
Gollum: Yes, and we cant go getting Fatt. *spits then opens to door* Yous are not Cookie bringers! OUT OUT OUT!
Frodo and the others looked Gollum up and down.... she was GROSS! her bones were sticking out around the over-sized piece of clothe... looking a bit like Dobby... her bit of hair were completely straight and precisely placed... as if she had been trying to cover the large area of scalp showing. She smelled very strong. It was like she had been trying to cover something up so she had rolled in a puddle of mud or something... all in all she looked... well Icky
Acting quickly...
Frodo: Yes you are right Gollum, but we can give you cookies if you give us what we want...
Gollum: What does Stupid Hobbitses want with Poor little Gollum?
Merry: We want you to lead us to Mordor, Please?
Gollum: *Laughs... thinking that it is some joke... then* You ares not joking? HAHA Little Hobbitses like you walk into Mordor? Wes thinks not.
Pippin: LOOK YOU NIM-WIT! If you are too scared then don't fucking take us! We can find someone better to take us!
Sam: Yeah... What he said!
Gollum: *Looks all 4 Hobbits up and down... gives another small laugh* Clam You Stupid Fatt Hobbitses... Gollum will take you...
Precious: BUT we want more then Cookies... we want something better then cookies!
Gollum: *GASPS*
Precious: yes *Smiles* Better then Cookies. We wants us a boyfriend!
The Hobbits look at each other...
Frodo: Excuse us Gollum, dear. (Sucking up is ALWAYS the best way to go) we will have to discuss this for a moment.
The Hobbits turn around and circle around.
Frodo: So? What do you think?
Merry: I think she is CRAZY!
Pippin: TOTALLY BALLISTIC!
Frodo: *Gandolf-slaps them both* Shut up! if she hears you insulting her she will go all Moaning Myrtle on us and never even Consider it!
Sam: *Giggles* Haha for once i didn't get a slap and you two did!
Frodo: Do you want one? *Glares*
Sam: No Mam'
Frodo: That's what i thought. now... what do you all think about her Offer?
Merry: well as crazy as it is... i think that we will have to take it...
Sam: Psht.... who wants that...
Frodo: I'm not sure... but we are going to have to work with it... she is the only chance we've got.
Gollum: *calls over to the Hobbits* Has Yous mades a choice?
Precious: Yes... has you? we has got all day...
Frodo and Merry Exchange on last look... then say together: Yes... you have got a deal