Just a little laughter when I'm bored and have writer's block. Hope you guys like my first attempt at a semi-fanfic for Naruto! At least I know it's funny since my cousin is reading it while I write it. Let me know what you think!
Lights turn on to reveal an empty stage. Two small cloth balls roll onto the stage and release smoke into the air. As the cloud of smoke grows, sounds of shuffling and some coughs could be heard. The cloud of smoke clears slightly to reveal two teen girls sitting on matching black stools with matching microphones in their hands. The older girl had long brunette hair and wide blue eyes that were hidden behind thick glasses. She was wearing a pair of jeans and a black tee shirt with TNS written in white ink on it. The younger girl had even longer dirty blonde hair and grey-blue eyes behind a pair of glasses. The thick heels of her boots made 'thud' noises as they hit the stool, rocking her thin frame as she did so. The younger girl reached towards the table in between the two girls and pulled a piece of chocolate out of a dark blue ceramic jar that glittered in the stage lights.
"Welcome everyone to the first episode of Truth from a Ninja Slave. I'm your host Koharu," the older girl introduced herself as the younger girl munched on the chocolate. "And the girl beside me eating out of the Jar of Doom is my dear friend Tenshi."
The younger girl waved as she took another bite of chocolate.
"Now, I am here to explain the rules really quickly before we get started tonight," Koharu said, a white board appearing next to her out of nowhere. "First off, this is an 'anything goes' show. This meaning that, if you guys want it and send in your requests, we'll make sure to do it."
"Like if you want to duct tape Karin to the wall for an entire show, I am perfectly okay with that," Tenshi said, a sly grin growing on her face as she pulled a roll of duct tape out of the Jar of Doom.
"Now, now, Tenshi, this is a 'reader's choice' show too," Koharu said, patting her friend's arm. "Which means we can't do anything to our er. . . victims unless our readers say to."
"Make us do it," Tenshi said, looking towards the sole camera in the room. Koharu smiled weakly at her friend before turning back to the camera.
"Also, do not worry about making us do things that seem unlikely, the Jar of Doom can pretty much do anything at this point," Koharu said, motioning to the small jar on the table. Tenshi smiled and reached into the Jar, drawing out a blue Nintendo DS. She turned it on and began to play the game with avid attention. "See? Also, we can't have a show without your reviews and suggestions so, please, send us some ideas. There are NO limits to how many you can send."
"None what so ever," Tenshi murmured, still paying attention to the game in her hands.
"And any character is up for grabs for the truth portion or the request portion," Koharu continued as if her friend hadn't spoken. She turned to Tenshi curiously. "Which reminds me, weren't you supposed to go get them?"
"Already done," Tenshi said, reaching over to the Jar of Doom. Without looking away from her game, she reached in and started to pull something out. To Koharu's amazement, soft yellow hair came with Tenshi's hand as she pulled whatever it was out. The object got stuck in the top of the Jar, causing Tenshi to look over at it with a scowl.
"Is the Jar of Doom too small?" Koharu asked, clearly worried more for the Jar than whatever was being pulled out.
"It better not be," Tenshi growled, jumping from her stool to the table. She placed one foot on top of the Jar and began to pull with all of her strength. "Come out you baka."
She kept pulling, slowing bringing out whatever it was. Koharu watched on as slowly Naruto was drawn from the Jar of Doom.
"Uh, Ten-chan, how did you get Naruto in there?" Koharu asked quietly as Tenshi threw Naruto across the room and reached back into the Jar for something else.
"It's the Jar of Doom," was all Tenshi said as she pulled out Sakura Haruno and placed her on the ground. Tenshi reached back in and then drew out Sasuke Uchiha in what appeared to be a bath robe.
"Tenshi, what have I told you about patience?" Koharu reprimanded her friend after she saw the Sasuke did look like he had just taken a shower.
"I have patience, but he was taking too long," Tenshi replied, sending a glare at Sasuke. "Who takes two hours to take a shower anyway?"
Sasuke just slumped to the floor, careful to keep his robe securely around him. Tenshi turned back to the Jar of Doom and reached in again. At the sight of white hair coming up along with Tenshi's hand, Koharu jumped off her stool.
"You didn't?" Koharu called out, excitement clear on her face.
"Wasn't hard once you say there's porn in the jar," Tenshi mumbled, pulling Kakashi Hatake the rest of the way out of the Jar. Tenshi looked into the black hole-like jar, careful to only peek into it so it didn't suck her in. "Of course, knowing Yuko-san and Mokona-chan, there probably is a ton of porn and liquor in here."
"Very true, but they were gracious enough to send that over along with the ability to go through dimensions and Watanuki-kun as our personal chef," Koharu said, smiling at the exchange. She then turned to the camera and bowed. "All for only a live feed of the show. Thank you very much, Yuko-san."
Koharu turned back to her co-host and four guests, tapping her finger on her chin. She then turned to address Tenshi.
"If only she had sent over Doumeki-kun too," she said, smiling conspiratorially. "Then it would be a party."
"Or maybe Sesshomaru from Feudal Japan," Tenshi suggested, hopping down from the table.
"We'll make due with the Naruto cast for now," Koharu said before turning to the camera. "Unless, of course, out audience wants others to join in. Or, maybe, a separate show for their favorite animes? Limited only to which animes we know, but that's not all that hard when together we know around one hundred."
"So, what are we going to do with them?" Tenshi asked, tilting her head towards the old Team 7 who were all staring at them.
"For now, send them back to the jar so they don't escape," Koharu instructed before turning back to the camera. Tenshi grumbled as she began to pick each of them up and place them in the Jar, earning an amused smile from Koharu. "As a final note before we go, please remember the simple and not all too hard to follow rules of Truth from a Ninja Slave. Anything goes, any character can be brought in from Naruto, it's your show, review or no show."
"Get the F in there!" Tenshi yelled out, stomping down on the top of Naruto's head.
"Oh, and we have special prizes for those of you that meet the review markers!" Koharu said, flipping over the white board so the other side can be viewed. "The first marker is five reviews for five shows! Everyone who reaches this marker can come in and instruct their suggestions!"
"So review," Tenshi said flatly.
"Another thank you to our gracious sponsor, Yuko-san's Wish Shop! See ya whenever we can!" Koharu called out before the lights went out on the show.