Prologue-Ten Years After the Ten Years Later

Author's Note: Please Beat Fire Emblem 8 Before Attempting to Read this Parody. Thank you.

Times are good. Everything is at peace. Well, almost everything...

"Dad, get out of my life."

"You listen to me young man. I respected my father. I even went on a trek around the continent to save him. Now tell your minstrels to stop playing and listen to me!"

Eliwood and his son, Roy, are busy fighting again. There is no end to it. Just then Eliwood's wife, Karla, walks in.

"Are you too fighting again?? What idiot of a tactitian thought of raising Bartre to level 5 warrior so they could get me on the party. I never woulod have met you and my life would be happy and carefree...But nooo, that famed wandering tactitian just had to get me on his side."

" I resent that," said the famed tactitian Mark.

"Anyway, put on your best clothes tonight. We are attending a party at Castle Ostia tonight."

"Yesss..." Said Roy, happy that he was going to see Liliana again.

Meanwhile at Castle Ostia...

"HECTOR, GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!" said Lyn in one of her usual rants."THERE IS A PARTY TONIGHT AND I NEED YOUR HELP! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE MARRIED YOU! IT IS JUST LIKE WHEN WE FOUGHT NERGAL. I DID ALL THE WORK WHILE YOU AND ELIWOOD JUST SAT AROUND EATING PRETZELS AND WATCHING ESPN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I don't even like pretzels..."

Later that night at the party, there was a small crowd of nobles. Was Eliwood and Carla, Hector and Lyn, Raven was there, as well as Priscilla and Guy. Everyone was having a good time. Well, except Roy, who was, as usual being rejected by Liliana. Suddenly, Matthew came rushing up to Hector.

"Sir, I hate to interrupt, but it appears that we have company."

"Of course we have company you idiot! It's a party!"

"Nononono. I mean it appears that there are enemy troops lurking about outside."

"Great, ready the troops."

After the troops were ready, they went out to see who was attacking. Too their suprise it was...

"Marcus?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"Yes it is I, along with Wallace and Vaida."

"Why are you attacking?"

"Renault has shown us the light. We don't have to be poor, pathetic, pitiful, sub-par, transformed way to early, downright horrible characters anymore. We are people too. We have feelings. That is why we have kidnapped your children. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

"Man how cliched is that," remarked Raven.

And in a flash Marcus' small band was gone.

Hector readied a small band as fast as he could. He called for volunteers.

"I am in my lord," said Oswin.

"You can count me in. I am sure you will need my services," added Matthew.

"Omigosh! What's going on? It looks like you are forming a small army!", said a cleric with bright pink pigtails, which was odd since she was almost 38 years old.

"Yes, Serra, my daughter has been kidnapped."

"Then you can count me in!"

"I will come with you.(So that I may strike down Hector.)"

"You may count upon my help. I can think of no better way to use my swordsman skills."

"I will go too," chimed Priscilla.

"You can count me and Karla in. Our son was kidnapped."

And with that, Hector and his small band rode off to fight the enemy.

Author's note: I hope you liked this first Chapter. It was only a prologue and I am sorry it is kind of short. It is my first fan fic. I promise more and better to come.