Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or any of the characters, Akira Toriyama does.
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"Vegeta! Raditz! Come quickly! You have to see this!" Appule called. As soon as he said this, the two Saiyans came racing into the room. "What, Appule? What?" Vegeta snapped. "I give you...my greatest invention!" Appule announced dramatically. Raditz groaned. "Another greatest invention?" he asked. "You've said that about the last five inventions", Vegeta snapped. "But seriously, this really is my greatest invention I tell you", Appule insisted.
"All right, what does it do?" Vegeta asked, rolling his eyes. "I'm glad you asked", Appule said. "It's a device designed to reduce things to smaller sizes, which I thought would help out with our shipping problems. Just think, we could probably put an entire years' worth of supplies in a storage area that could only hold a few months' worth. That way, we wouldn't have to stop to stock up on supplies as often or refuel as much". "Great, then we'd never get off this ship for free time!" Raditz screeched. "All you two ever do is raise hell when you get off this ship anyway", Appule said. "Shut up, Appule!", Vegeta snapped.
"Question, just how the hell do you get the supplies back to their original size?" Raditz demanded. "Uh, that's the part I haven't figured out yet", Appule answered nervously. "Let's get out of here, Raditz", Vegeta said. "Wait", Applule said, blocking the doorway. "You just wasted our time again", Vegeta said, shoving the purple alien out of the way. As Appule was pushed out of the way, the device fell from his hands and shot off jets of bright green light which struck the two Saiyans.
Appule's eyes grew wide at the sight of the result. "Oh, crap, I'm dead. I'm so very, very dead".
Looking both ways and seeing no one, he fled the room.
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"What is this about children being on my ship? Possibly Saiyan children?" Frieza demanded.
"Well, Sir", Zarbon began, "Part of the crew insisted there were children in Corridor C-37. Children with tails".
The Ice-Jin sighed, "I suppose we should check it out".
When Frieza and the green-skinned changeling arrived at Corridor C-37, they couldn't believe their eyes.
A spiky, long-haired male infant was sitting on top of a set of black Saiyan armor. Next to him sat another male child. The scowling face and flame-like hairstyle left no mistake as to its identity. A blue spandex uniform pooled around the infant's legs. White and gold armor lay discarded nearby.
"Lord Frieza!" Zarbon gasped. "It's that furball Raditz and Vegeta! Look at them, Sir. Aren't they just adorable? I could just eat them up!"
Raditz screeched and kicked Zarbon in the right shin. Vegeta bit Frieza's lieutenant in the left hand. Zarbon hopped around. "Oh! You brats! I'm going to..." "Leave them alone, Zarbon", Frieza said through his laughter. "After all, you shouldn't have threatened them".
A very confused Nappa looked at Vegeta and then Raditz. The bald Saiyan couldn't understand. The two younger Saiyans were adults just over an hour ago. How did they get to be chibis?
Frieza walked up to Vegeta, "Just think of it, Zarbon. I can train this little imp my way from the start. None of that Saiyan nonsense will have ever entered his head". The lizard picked up the young Saiyan prince. A torrent of expletives poured from the infant's mouth.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Frieza demanded. Vegeta smirked and repeated his foul words. "I DIDN'T MEAN REPEAT YOURSELF, YOU FILTHY LITTLE MONKEY!" the Ice-Jin yelled.
Frieza looked down at little Raditz, "I suppose you have something to say too?"
Raditz grinned and shot off a repeat of the verbal performance of the Saiyan prince.
"Where did the two of you learn to say such filth?" Frieza demanded.
Both Saiyan chibis pointed at Nappa. "Sorry, Lord Frieza. I guess I kinda expressed myself a little bit when I found them like this", Nappa explained pointing to Raditz and Vegeta. "Kids say the darndest things, huh?"
"I fail to see anything amusing. Watch your mouth around those two. Now get them out of my sight for now, Nappa!" Frieza growled.
After bowing to Frieza, Nappa picked up the protesting chibis and headed to the Saiyan quarters.
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Reaching the Saiyan quarters, Nappa found part of the Ginyu Force standing at the entrance, "We fixed up a right smart nursery for the little monkeys", Jeice chortled. Burtur and Guldo just snickered as trio walked away.
When Nappa entered the Saiyan quarters, he found two large boxes of bannanas, and a fake palm tree with a tire swing. 'Real funny, guys', Nappa thought. Wait...A tire swing? He hadn't seen one of those since...
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