Living life as a feminine teenage gay is not very easy, as you can probably imagine. However my life was created (created? Delivered? You get the gist) in a not so delightful town called Lima, Ohio...
Yes you heard correctly! The place once known as the "oil boom of north-western Ohio" home to as many homophobic asses as you could ever wish to meet! I realise that I may sound very judgemental but TRUST ME when I say I have good reasons... Like this one time I was walking along the street when a 'jock' decided it was ok to pour paint! Paint! On my new McQueen coat. I mean really do people not have a clue when it comes to fashion?!
Anyway I digress... There is many a reason that a 17 year old Kurt Hummel cannot wait to get out of this place! Don't get me wrong my dad's here, very much your typical mechanic, sports fan who surprised me when I came out. Who knew that when you were a three year old wanting "a sensible pair of heels" that people would even question your sexuality? But in hindsight coming out made us a stronger family unit and for that I am grateful! There's is also my god send of a step mum carol and step brother Finn (Frankenteen, t-Rex, BFUG if you listen to Santana) he's a modern day jock as I like to call it, really sticks up for the little guy. But the main reason I have kept my sanity (or lost it slightly?) is down to my ying and yang also known as Blaine and Santana.
Santana is a fiercely independent, strong willed, talented, opinionated Latina who uses many a bitchy phrases including my personal favourites "take another step and my knee will make you lose your Mcnuggets for a week", "I'm sorry did that giant fish not put up a fight when you stole it's lips?" "Baby listen when you begin to resemble a day glow wig step away from the tan..." Yes that is my beautiful best friend. And Blaine? He just balances out her crazy, but I think you're probably wondering what this all matters? And really I don't blame you but that is quite a long story and I don't know where to start! But I suppose as good as any would be home room the first day of senior year...