UNTITLED...or ish it????

DISCLAIMER: If I owned POTO then I would own...STUFF! O.O

Ok, I wrote this when I was really bored so if it's crappy, then...BLAH ON THE COW DUNG THAT YOU SNIFF!!!! *laughs maniacally*

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123...uh...button12cow...

(SOMEWHERE!! OOH!!!)

CGG: *is counting strands of hair* 2,334; 2,335; 2,336...

Raoul: *is pointing to random places* Button, hair, nose, eyes, knees, gooloshes.

CGG: RAOUL!!

Raoul: Yesh? ^-^

CGG: I lost count. TT *grumbles* 1.2.3.4.

Erik: *ish reading novel*

Christine: Can you read that to me?

Erik: No.

Christine: Why?

Erik: Because.

Christine: Because why?

Erik: Because I said so.

Christine: Why'd you say so?

Erik: Because.

Christine: Because why?

Erik: Because because.

Christine: Because because why?

Erik: Can't you find any other way to amuse yourself?

Christine: No.

Erik: *grins* Why?

Christine: Because.

Erik: Because why?

Christine: Because I said so.

Erik: Why do you say so?

Mme. Giry: *cuts in* SHUT UP! Jeez, you people are giving me a headache.

Erik/Christine: *sheepishly* Sorry ma'mm.

Nadir: *mocks them* HAHAHAHAHAHA! SHE GOT YOU KINDA!

Erik: What??

Nadir: *blinks* Nevermind. *returns to his seat*

Carlotta: *whines* What are we gonna do????

CGG: GAH! YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Everyone else: o0;

CGG: I keep losing count. TT *starts all over...again*

Raoul: GASP!!! I KNOW WHAT WE ALL SHOULD DO!!! And, it includes getting off our lazy butts! ^-^

Everyone: WHAT?!!?

CGG: GAH!!! *starts over*

Raoul: Well...I DUNNO! I LIED! ^___________^

Erik: *takes out his P.L.* You die now. TT

Raoul: THE PAIN!! *runs around*

Erik: *chases him*

Everyone else: *watches*

*5 minutes later*

Erik: Aw, screw it. *sits back down*

Carlotta: So...What do we do again??

CGG: I HAVE FINISHED!!!!! ^_____________^ I have 10,731 hairs on my head!

Mme. Giry: *blinks* Ok, now rewind that part and see how wrong that sounded.

CGG: *does so* *blinks* I STILL FINISHED! ^-^

Christine: What do we do?! I'm bored and not in a good way!

Carlotta: When are you ever?

Christine: *thinks* Um...I'll shut up now. *sits down*

Nadir: I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!

Everyone else: WHAT?! (PAUSE) AGAIN?!

Nadir: *blinks* Um...

Erik: Um, what? *evil glare*

Nadir: *squeaky voice* I forgot...

Everyone else besides CGG: DIE!!! *lunge at him*

Nadir: GAH!!! *runs away*

E.E.B.CGG.: *chase after him*

CGG: *sits there smiling* ^_____^ I has an idear.

Everyone else: *stop chasing Nadir* SERIOUSLY?!?!? *death glare*

CGG: *nods* TO KAHUNAVILLE!

Erik: Kahunawhat???

Raoul: GASP! I LURVE THAT PLACE! Isn't that the place that lets you draw, eat snacks, and play with friends?

CGG: No, Raoul, that's preschool.

Raoul: GASP! I LURVE THAT PLACE! ^______^

CGG: o0; Right. ANYWAYS, ONTO KAHUNAVILLE WE GO! *pretends to ride off on a horse and has someone clapping coconuts behind her*

Everyone but Raoul: o0; *follow her*

Raoul: *is on all fours and ish running* YEEHAW!! *runs into Erik*

Erik: GAH!! *falls onto him and holds on* STOP!!!!

Raoul: ^__________^ IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!!!! *runs faster*

E.E.: *Watches, amused, and take pictures* Blackmail...hehehe...

Erik: GAH!!!!

(Later at Kahunaville)

CGG/C.G.: *stop at the doors*

Raoul: WHEEEEE!!! *runs up to them* HELOO! ^_____^

CGG: o0; *looks at Erik on top of Raoul*

Erik: Don't you dare ask. TT *takes out P.L.*

CGG: ^^; Ahkay.

Erik: *gets off Raoul and punjabs him* When I say stop you STOP!

Raoul: *gags* Sorry-sir! XP

E.E: *catch up to them*

Mme. Giry: Aren't we going in??

CGG: Yes, IN A MOMENT!! *calls into restaurant* Excuse me good sirs.

People who work there: Yes?

CGG: I am CGG, daughter of mom and dad, writer of humor, & drawer of cows and other random things.

P.W.W.T.: Ah. You're Melissa's sister aren't you?

CGG: .....Yes.

P.W.W.T.: Come in then.

Speaker Thingy: *crackles off*

CGG: *turns back to POTO people* The speaker thingy says we can come in now! ^-^

POTO Chars: *fall down anime style*

(Inside...)

CGG: TADA! ^-^

Raoul: What are we doing here?

CGG: Trying to have fun.

Ballet girls: *find DDR* LET'S DANCE!!!

Raoul: OO!! *pushes them out of the way* *thinks* Time to show Christine my mad dancing skills...

AREYOUSUGGESTINGTHATCOCONUTSMIGRATE???

So, what'd you think????? I forget to mention that I also don't own Monty Python. They own themselves...I think. Thanks goes to T.P.P. for helping out with a cliff-hanger, if it is one. PLEASE REVIEW! *bows down and kisses the ground the reviewers walk on* PWEASE? I ISH PITIFUL! *stands up and brushes herself off* Enough of that...REVIEW!