This is a PARODY! There, I said it.

Written by: WiccaChick98 and TeaLilly98

Disclaimer:

Jess: I'm not gay!

Sarah: Neither am I!

Jess: I don't own Darkest Powers!

Sarah: I do!

Jess: No, you don't.

Sarah: Yes, I do!

Jess: What you talkin' about? You're totally cray-cray!

Sarah: WTF?

Jess: No, it's WITDIGOH!

Sarah: …

Jess: (Sigh). 'What in the Derek is going on here'. Now say it! I'll give you a red velvet cupcake with cream cheese icing!

Sarah: I don't own Darkest Powers! Or Derek. Now where's my cupcake?

Jess: Oh, um, sorry... We're all out. (Runs away)

Sarah: JESSICA!

THIS IS A PARODY! (In case you didn't read the top)

Chloe's POV

I could feel the sexual tension between Derek and I. It was going to happen soon. I could just feel it. But Aunt Lauren always walked in on us when we were kissing, and when we were out, she'd come up with a reason to call me.

I couldn't help but feel like we'd never get a break.

Derek's POV

I could feel the sexual tension between Chloe and I. I hated how Lauren was always interrupting when I was trying to make a move. There were times when I wanted to say, "Screw it" and do it with her anyway, no matter who was watching. But I didn't want to scar Simon, so I refrained.

I hoped we'd be able to be alone soon.

Simon's POV

I could feel the sexual tension between Derek and I. He was always looking at me with a small smile on his face, undressing me with his eyes.

People would think it was weird that I felt this way about my brother, but it wasn't even a blood-relationship, so it was okay.

I wanted him so bad, and I knew he felt the same, but he and Chloe were always making out and touching each other. I couldn't help the jealousy that bubbled up inside me every time the two of them were together.

I hoped I'd be able to get satisfied by him soon.

But for now, my early morning shower adventures would have to suffice.

The End

WiccaChick98's message:

Okay, so it's pretty short, but it's better than nothing, right? And I apologize to all of you who are offended by this. :(

Tealilly98's message:

I am sorry to all of those we have offended! In our defense we were hyped up on chocolate-chip pancakes...and we aren't fat if you were wondering. (Spell-checked by WiccaChick98)