A/N: k there's a much bigger a/n at the bottom, if you get that far, telling you stuff you might wanna know. So here is my new story, no title yet any ideas? I know this is short but it's kinda like an intro k? well here we go:
"Bellllllla!" screamed my brother, Emmett. "Wakey wakey bells!"
"Fuck of Emmett! I don't wanna get up!" I yelled back at him. Honestly he had way too much energy and I was NOT a morning person.
"Too bad we're going to the hell hole today and you still have to pack for me!" Emmett pouted, even though he was a complete beast in appearance, he was just a big teddy bear!
I shoved him off my bed, which was a big accomplishment considering he was like twice my height and who knows how much bigger in weight. I only weigh around 110 pounds and i'm like 5Foot 4.
"FINE!"I screamed at him and threw back the covers of my bed. Whoops. Bad move, I was only wearing a lace bra and thong.
"Baby Bella got laid last night did she?" yelled Emmett rolling around on the floor laughing his arse off.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP EMMETT AND GET OUTA HERE SO I CAN GET CHANGED!" I screamed this as loud as I could. Effectively waking Rose up who was asleep in my brother's room. This was no biggie, she Was Emmett's steady girlfriend and was over here frequently.
"Oh my god bells! Its like 7 in the morning shut up and go to sleep!" she moaned.
"Hey don't blame me! Its your stupid boyfriends fault!" I shot back equally as pissed as she was.
"EMMETT! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?" she screeched at Emmett who was still lying on my bedroom floor.
"Sorry babe but we still gotta pack for our new hell hole! We're leaving in a few hours!" he giggled.
So I got dressed. A dark blue and black mini skirt, a simple black top that was cut pretty low and flowed down to my butt and some black knee-high stiletto boots. While I did this I was listening to my favorite music. The gods of rock. BLINK182! (A/n: yea I know blink is really pop punk music but wtf am I meant to say? ' The gods of pop punk'? that makes them sound kweir…and I would never make my idols sound kweir!!! Anywayz…)
"Bella you cow! Turn your shitty music off now!" screamed the bitch that was my mother.
"FUCK YOU RENEE! I don't have to listen to a thing you say anymore!" I yelled back to her. I was glad that we were escaping this shitty place, but couldn't help but feel a little bad for leaving my dad Charlie here by himself.
I was interrupted from my gleeful thoughts by rose walking in and plonking herself down on my bed. Her face said more than her next words.
"Bella what if we don't get a room together, or if I can't see Em anymore, or if the school is really strict and we can't do anything like partying and shit? I don't think I would be able to survive!" she was freaking out, and it was showing big time on her face.
"Rose, chill it'll all be fine! We will room together, Charlie made sure we got the biggest room possible and we get to pick who to room with so we can choose some cool skater chick just like us. If you're not allowed to see Emmett then we'll just have to change that! And as for being strict, if they are then hell we're just gonna have to shake things up a lil aren't we?" I was trying to reassure myself more than rose at the moment.
"You're right Bella, thanks. Now I have to get home and pack my whole life away!" She was trying to joke about it but we both knew that that was exactly what we had to do. We were pretty much being kicked out of our houses. Our parents finally decided that enough was enough and we should start to get a bit more serious about our lives.
I started to pack away all my clothes, this took the most time, even though I might be a skater chick I still love shopping. Then I grabbed my CD collection, the biggest thing besides my clothes. Then I grabbed my amp and electric guitar. Music is the one thing that I take seriously. I love my music and other peoples. Not many people know this but I can also play the piano. I've been playing the piano since I was 6 years old. That's 11 years. Wow.
Pretty soon my whole fucking room was pretty much bare. Everything was stacked up in the boxes and suitcases that were currently sitting on my floor.
"Bells, why are you bringing a saddle with you? You know you aren't gonna be able to ride right?" I hadn't heard Em walk in as I was taking in the bareness of my once full room.
"Yeah I know that, but it just wouldn't feel right to not have one with me."
Oh did I forget to mention that I also did horse riding? Well I do. Ever since I was 4 I've always had a horse in my life. The fucking bitch was making me leave behind my best friend, Jedda. She was my beautiful 15.1hh dark bay French trotter. I've had her for 3 years now and Jed was one of the few things that made me fucking depressed to leave my personal hell.
"Well I'm real sorry that Renee sold Jedda anyways Bella bug," Em truly did sound sorry, he also loved Jeddie.
Wait, stop, rewind! Renee sold MY Jedda?! No she couldn't have! She wouldn't dare! Would she?
"What?" I really could not believe this one.
"I said I'm sorry that-" Em looked confused as I cut him off midstream.
"No! Did she really truly sell her?" I managed to choke this out while tears were pooling up in my eyes.
"Yes," Em whispered slowly backing away, not wanting to be too close when I went into one of my famous hissy fits.
"RENNE YOU EVIL BITCH!!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THE FUCKED UP IDEA THAT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE COULD SELL MY BABY AND GET AWAY WITH IT?!?! I KNOW YOU HATE ME, BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL THAT ANYONE, NOT EVEN EMMETT, CAN SELL HER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!YOU'RE A HEARTLESS BITCH AND YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!" I roared this as loud as I was able to down the stairs to where the bitch herself sat.
"Oh Isabella stop being so overdramatic just hurry up and get the hell out of my life!" Renee was trying very hard to match my volume, but at the moment that just wasn't possible.
"You are soooo gonna pay for this one you foul motherfucker!" I said this whilst thinking very hard, and then it came to me.
"Hey em, could you please go grab all the blue dye that you can find?" I put on the sweetest voice I could muster then laughed at the thought of what I was about to do.
"Ummm, s-sure bells…"Em was obviously a little scared of that evil gleam in my eyes.
I had to work fast, we were due to leave in exactly one hour and I certainly didn't want to miss the look on Renee's face when she found out what happens when you mess with me…
Renee was in her room at the moment, changing into one of her disgustingly scanty bikinis. Now was the perfect time to use the blue dye Em had found.
I ran out onto the pool deck and filled the filter thing (no idea what you call them things…lol) with the 2L of dye (I have no idea why we had 2L of it…) and turned it on. Staining the pool water a perfect clear blue color. Great.
Just as I threw away the empty dye bottles Renee came waltzing out the backdoor and threw her towel down onto a chair. She then proceeded to slip into the pool and swim her morning laps. While she was doing this Emmett and I were putting our luggage into his jeep, it all just barely fitted. Then we locked all the doors of the house and shut all the windows and locked them as well.
Next step of my evil plan was to sneak around the back to the pool and grab Renee's towel and sarong. She was now leaning against the side of the pool with sunglasses on and music blaring loudly into her ears. Perfect. I slipped out my pocketknife and cut gently through the thin halter neck strap holding her bikini top up. Whoops, not gently enough! Shit!
"What the hell are you doing you little perverted bitch?" She screamed at me while standing up in the pool.
I laughed at her and ran out onto the street; she stopped at the pool gate looking around for her towel and sarong.
"What did you do you cow?" Now she was angry.
I couldn't help myself; I had to grab my keys out of my pocket and dangle them around in the air, taunting her. She got it then, she realized she was locked out with nothing but a bikini bottom and a ruined bikini top.
She looked down at her body and screamed so fucking loud! It was hilarious.
"My perfect body! It's BLUE! How dare you!" and her body was blue, not as blue as I would have liked but blue all the same. And that was my cue to leave. I ran to Emmett who was laughing his arse off and we jumped into the jeep and pulled out of the driveway, not looking back.
A/N: well????? How was it? Lol before I started this I was writing another story, but it really wasn't my style, you know what I mean??? And besides I think that the stories are easier to write if everyone is human…so I didn't put it up on fan fiction… So yea for this story I will update at least once a fortnight if anyone actually likes it that is lol…and I'll try to make the chapters not long coz I DO have a life outside of fanfiction…but not really pissy lil ones…at least 3000 words except this coz its like intro sorta thing…and if you want something specific to happen please pm me or put it into a review. Lol I really would like you guys to do that because it will help me heaps with ideas and stuff…and you'll even get your name mentioned in the chapter you gave me an idea for…lol
And I think that it's only fair that if I'm gonna be doing all this stuff for you guys that y'all review!!! Can I please get like at least 8 reviews for this chapter??? If I don't then I'll assume you guys hate my story and I'll stop torturing you with it!!!oh and I am not afraid of those people that take pleasure in saying horrible stuff about other peoples work so try it if you want…I really couldn't care less! Sounds fair to me!!! Lol. So yea enough with my boring rambling lol thanks y'all!!!
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