"It's gonna be me, Alvin." Simon shouted.

"No, it's me!"

Theodore stood up and approached the two arguing brothers.

"What are you two talking about?"

"We're debating about who is going to score first with their girl. The sexy one, which is me or the nerdy bookworm Simon."

Theodore giggled.

"That's an easy one. I'm gonna score first. Why, Eleanor and I have already made out plenty of times."

"Ha! You? The fat one? Making out is nothing. I've already had my hand in her pants while I was kissing her." Alvin proclaimed.

"And I've actually been given a hand job by Jeanette. You've only made out with Eleanor and YOU are gonna score first? Ha ha! You sure are funny, Theo."

Theodore was getting angry at his brothers. He clenched his fists and approached Alvin.

"I'm not fat! Eleanor likes my body."

"Of course she does. She's even fatter than you. Maybe if you didn't spend all day eating ice cream and watching tv you would have lost your virginity by now."

Having had enough of Alvin's talk, Theodore punched his brother square on the side of the head, knocking him out cold.

"Theodore! Why did you do that?" Simon asked, concerned.

"He deserved it. You're lucky I don't do the same to you."

"Look Theo, we're just teasing with you. I don't mean anything by it. I'm sure Eleanor loves you just the way you are."

Alvin was starting to come to. He moaned as he sat up, shaking his head.

"Ow… that hurt. Say, I have an idea."

"Oh? What is that?"

"We have a contest. The first one to lose his virginity wins. The losers have to do everything the winner wants for a whole week. Deal?"

The trio quickly agreed with each other. Wanting to get a head start on everyone, Alvin ran from the room. Simon hugged Theodore and walked out of the bedroom with him.

"May the best chipmunk win."

Theodore noticed that Eleanor was busy in the kitchen. She was holding onto a spoon while sitting next to a bowl. Deciding to investigate, Theodore walked over to her and sat down.

"Ice cream. Oh…. And strawberry. My favorite!"

"Do you want some, Theo? I'll share. Here's an extra spoon…"

Eleanor handed him a spoon and together they each took a spoonful. After only one helping, Theodore crept next to Eleanor and gave her a hug.

"Aww… thanks! You forgot something, though."

"Oh? What is that?"

Eleanor leaned toward him gave puckered her lips. She then placed them onto his lips and started making out with him. He joined in the kiss just as his brothers were walking into the kitchen.

"Hey… would you look at that. Is that Ele and Theo, or a two-assed monster, Si?"

Simon could not hold back his laughter.

"Good one, Alvin."

"Guys! We're just kissing. Come on, Eleanor. Let's put the ice cream away and go watch tv."

"Okay."

Alvin waited for Brittney to show up, while Simon left the kitchen and headed for the back yard, where Jeanette was reading. He sat down next to her, only getting a wink from her. After placing his hand on her shoulder, she shut her book and looked at him.

"What are you reading, Jeanette?"

"A book on chipmunk reproduction. We are quite amazing creatures, Simon."

"Especially you, Jeanette. You are the most beautiful chipmunk ever."

"Thanks, Simon. You know, you're quite the looker yourself. You remember the last concert when I was standing behind you dancing? I was really staring at your butt."

"Jeanette!"

"What? It's cute!"

Simon blushed as he reached his other hand toward Jeanette and pulled her close. She sat her book aside and locked lips with Simon. Before he knew it, Simon was on his back, while getting kissed wildly by Jeanette.

"Wow… you are awesome, Jeanette. I love you."

"I love you too, Simon. Now let's get back inside before it gets dark out."

"Aww… I was just having fun."

"Simon Seville…"

"Oh all right. Let's go."

Reluctantly Simon let go of Jeanette and followed her back inside. He approached Alvin and asked how things were going with Britt.

"They are about to get better. She wants to meet me in the bedroom. I think it's that time! You're going to be my slave for a week, Simon! Ha ha ha! See ya!"

Alvin ran from Simon and into the bedroom. As he shut the door, Brittney emerged from behind her bed and whacked Alvin with her pillow. She giggled before hitting him again.

"Oh I get it. If it's a pillow fight you want, It's a pillow fight you'll get. Bring it, Brittney!"

Alvin ran to get his pillow and managed to get in a good hit. The duo exchanged a series of hits before Alvin brought back his pillow and hit Brittney as hard as he could, causing her to fall over. She held her hands to her face and started crying, yet did not let go of her pillow.

"Are you okay?" A concerned Alvin asked.

"That was my head, Alvin. It hurt." Brittney said as she stopped crying and smiled a little.

"Sorry. I didn't mean to-"

Alvin was interrupted as Brittney took her pillow and furiously hit Alvin. He laughed and resumed the fight.

"You little sneak!"

"It was funny! I got you good."

Brittney sat her pillow down and asked Alvin to sit next to her.

"Alvin, what do you think about when you see me?"

"I think about just how wonderful you are. You are one beautiful chipmunk, Britt."

"Aww… you're so sweet. Come here, Alvin…."

Brittney grabbed hold of his shirt and pulled him close. She gave him a short kiss before letting him go.

"I'm glad you had fun. Let's go back out with the others. I think Eleanor really wants all of us to watch a movie together."

"Oh… all right. Let's go!"

Alvin held onto Brittney's hand as they walked out of the bedroom and toward the tv where Simon, Theodore, Jeanette and Eleanor were already busy watching.

"Oooh… it's that one documentary about elephants. Cool!" stated Brittney.

The duo took a seat at the end of the couch, with Simon and Jeanette to their right, while Theo and Eleanor sat to their left. Alvin thought to himself: 'I know! I'll just play it off like I really did score. Maybe the guys will believe me. He he! I am one sneaky little munk…'