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Chapter one

Ring... Ring... Ring...

"Fucker" I mumbled as I threw the pillow over my head.

Ring... ring... ring...

"DAMN IT. Shut the fuck up!" I threw the pillow. I sat up rubbing my eyes in attempt to rub the sleep away. I yawned.

Ring....ring... ring...

"GAH!" I threw my hands up as I stood. Walking over to the phone I picked it up yelling a bit too harshly.

"WHAT?!" Like I said, a bit too harshly.

"Is that anyway to speak to your father?" I heard from the receiver. I calmed down, taking a breath and mumbling a sorry.

"Now the reason I was calling... well, today is your first day at Konoha high. So get up and don't miss the bus!" and all went blank. My dad lived in America. I felt bad for him. Mum was dead, and he was lonely. He figured it would be good for me if I lived in Japan. My stomach started growling and I walked to my closet. I got dressed quickly, then looking at myself in the mirror.

My hair was bubblegum pink with a black bow. I wore a black gir cup cake eating jacket with striped sleeves. I had a black and red skirt on. Underneath were skinny jeans. I wore red converse and several different bracelets. Underneath my jacket was a red deathnote t-shirt. It was tight. But not too tight. I walked downstairs, my long hair hitting my waist. I put some toast in the toaster, and waited.

And waited.

And waited.

What the fuck? How long does toast take! I looked at the time, while the toast popped up.

7:10? OH FUCK!!

I grabbed the toast, cramming it into my mouth and running out the door as my linkoln park messenger bag hit my legs repeatedly.

I couldn't miss the bus!

Not today! It's my first day for Kami sake!

There! It's just arriving! I ran up to, running onto the bus. I gulped down my food as I panted. I walked down the isle and sat in an empty seat. I heard a couple gasp and mumble things.

What the hell? Okay I know im new and all but geez! They're already talking about me! What am I suppose to do? Turn around and cuss them out? Nah, it's my first day! As I argued with myself I didnt notice a guy standing there.

"You're in my seat." he said coldly. I looked up at him. He was cute! Holy shit! He wore tripp pants and a BFMV T-shirt. His hair was red. No not ginger, not auburn. Blood red. Blood freakin' red! His eyes had rims of eyeliner. Seriously, who was this guy?

"Oh wait.. Huh?" I blinked. Eh? OH! He said I was in his seat. "We have assigned seats? I wasnt aware.." I drawled.

"Just get up" he said harshly. What the fuck? No one tells me to do anything! NO ONE!!

"Just who the hell are you? I don't have to get up! I don't see your damn name on it!" I glared at him.

Why must all the cute guys be assholes?

"It's my seat, get the fuck up" he glared at me. Not just some little kid didnt get his goddamn cookie glare, but a I'm gonna kill you glare! What a bastard!

"I'm not going anywhere!" I stuck my tongue out and got more comfortable. Suddenly I felt something thrown into my lap.

What the hell? I looked over, he had thrown my bag at me! It's taking all my power NOT to kill this boy! The only thing helping him was his adorable face!

What the fuck is wrong with me?

I stared out the window, waiting for the bus to arrive at school. I kept thinking and worrying about my first impressions. I've already fucked up and made an enemy. I think.

The bus came to a stop. Everyone hustled out, but that kid still sits.

"What the hell! Get up!" I told the redhead. He looked at me and smirked. "You asshole!" I said loudly. Oh for Kami sake! I'm beginning to hate my life!

He continued to sit.

He continued to sit!

Mother fucker kept sitting!

That's it!

I jumped over him, thank god im flexible! "Damn" I had a rip in my jacket, just a little. He suddenly grabbed my arm and stood up. What the hell?!

He got close to my ear, I could feel his breath. It shot tingles and shivers up my spine.

DAMN HE'S HOT!

But a total ass!

"That's strike one pinky" I looked up at his smirking face.

He was so close!

Don't blush, don't blush

DAMN IT I BLUSHED!

"Whatever" I mumbled, snatching my arm away. I adjusted my bag and stalked off the bus. I could feel his eyes on my.

And damn it was hot!

Goddamn it! Shut the fuck up!

Look at me. Im arguing with my self. Seriously, what's wrong with me?

Pushing that aside I looked around. Where was I? Where's the office?! DAMN IT!!

"A-ano.. E-excuse me" I heard a small voice. Who's that? I turned around. Wow she was pretty! But she was fidgeting? "A-are you H-Haruno S-Sakura?" she stuttered. She was so cute!

No homo!

I'm so straight!

"Yeah, that's me! How'd you know?" seriously, I don't even know her!

Gasp! Stalker?

Maybe not... she seemed too.. I don't know.. Innocent? But then again the quiet ones are the ones you need to look out for.

"I-Im Hyuuga Hinata, I'm h-here to help you to homeroom" she wasn't stuttering so much! Thank Kami! It's kind of annoying, honestly. But im not going to tell her! She's too nice!

"Tell ya what Hyuuga, Hinata. I'll let you be my guide to homeroom if you do something for me" I smiled. I guess that sounded creepy.. Oh well. She looked hesitant.

"U-um.. What is it?" she said hesitantly. God it's like she thinks im gonna ask to rape her! CHA RIGHT! Straight rememeber?!?

"I'll let you be my guide if you be my friend?" I paused as she nodded. She was blushing a little as she smiled. AWE! She was embarrassed!!

Seriously, I sound like im fawning over a cute little newborn! Pssh..

"Hai. W-well, let get to Kakashi-Sensei" she said. LESS STUTTER! Yay! We walked to a door, damn this school is big! She hade pointed out many important areas of the school, I was partially listening.

Damn that redhead!

He wont get out of my mind!

AHHHHH!

"S-sakura-San?" Hinata looked at me strangely. Was I an alien in her eyes or what?

"Gomennasia Hinata-chan!" I said happily.

"H-hai, well let's g-go" she grabbed the door knob and opened it, and walking in. I waited awhile outside, when I saw Hinata by a tall silver haired man, I walked in.

Everyone was so loud!

I mean seriously! There wasn't even THAT many people!

Maybe like twenty something! Close to thirty? Okay so maybe there was a lot.

AND OH MY GOSH LOOK AT MY TEACHER!

Damn he's hot!

Why is everyone so damn sexy? Seriously!

I sighed, soon realizing all eyes were on me. HOLY CRAP!

So many eyes..

Damn im blushing!

Stupid hormones!

Oh crap.... oh crap! Oh crap oh crap

OH FUCKIN' CRAP!

No way! That crazy hot readhead is in here!

NOOOOO

totally unfair!

He's smirking. Damn him!

So... god.. Damn... sexy!

Kami-Sama help me!

"Haruno-San?" I snapped back to reality. Great. Now they all think im a spacer creep who stares!

Damn damn damn!

"Hai, Sensei?" I asked, a tint of pink obviously shown due to embarrassement.

"Please tell us about yourself?" he suggested. I glanced at him.

"Um... I'm Haruno, Sakura" I paused. I'm so getting my revenge! "I like the Sakura trees, skating, music, and reading. Which are also my hobbies. My dislikes are whiney, egotistical, pussy, redheaded, emo wannabes." I glared at the redhead. He glared back, obviously knowing I was talking about him.

BWAHAHAHA!!

Take that you adorable emo wannabe!

Although that was a little mean...

Oh fuckin' well!

Bastard shouldnt have started anything!

"Aa, well time to pick your seat ne?" kaka-sensei looked at me.

Wait wait wait.

KAKA-SENEI?!

What is my world coming to?

"Please sit by Sabaku-San. Gaara, raise your hand" I looked from kakashi to the raised hand.

No. Fuck NO!

H to the mothuh fuckin' NO!

IT'S HIM!!

I officially hate my life, let me tell ya.

I sadly walked to the seat next to him, setting my stuff down and then myself. Slouching.

"Pinky" he was close to my ears again! Gawwwwd that voice!

No!

No no!

NO!

I will not fall for this boy!

Hios breath was hot by my ear.

Okay... maybe a little..

"I'll give you a warning. Watch your tongue." he growled.

NEVERMIND!

Bitch's goin' DOWN!

"Not evern if my life depended on it" I growled out lowly. He smirked.

"We'll see about that" he had amusement in his eyes.

AMUSEMENT!

What the FUCK!

He does NOT know who the hell he was fuckin' with!

I sighed with frustration, pulling out my earphones to listen to music.

RING!

Fuckin' finally!

Class is over!

Boo ya!

"SAKURA-CHAN!" oh hell, who was that? " Hi Sakura-Chan! My name is Uzimaki Naruto!" he extended his hand. I stared at him.

Just what the fuck was he on and was he considering to share?

Seriously I want some.

KIDDING!

Geez.

"Um, Haruno Sakura" obviously. I shook his hand, he was rather cute.

"A-ano, Sakura-San.." I saw Hinata walk up.

"HINATA-CHAN!!" Naruto pulled her into a hug.

Oh my gosh her face was darker than gaara's hair!

HIS BLOOD RED FREAKIN HAIR!

Holy sheeeet.

They looked cute together! Seems Hinata has a crush.

AWWW!

Okay so anyway..

"Oi, Naruto-San, I think she's going purple" I said, pointing to said girl. I wanted to laugh, but that'd be mean. She was already gone. Fainted and all.

"Awe Hinata-Chan! Everytime" he mumbled as he walked out the door. "Well see ya Sakura-Chan!" he waved goodbye, I smiled him off, soon leaving afterwards.

OH SHIT.

Where's my next class?!

Okay okay. Calm down Haruno. Just look at the schedule. I did.

Health-Jiraiya

Who the hell was that?

WHERE the hell was that?

Oi,

IM DOOMED!

Damn damn!

Alright. I can do this.

FUCK YEAH! Found it!

Smiling triumphantly, I grabbed the knob and walked in.

It was way too quiet.

"Ah, what is a beautiful young girl such as yourself doing in my class today?" this man...

He was OLD!

And wait.. What?

"Erm.. New student?" I said cautiously.

why was he grinning?

Whats wrong with this man?

"Ah! You are Haruno Sakura! Well Sakura, your seat is beside Yamanaka."

Yama.. Naka..?

WTF...

I turn to where he pointed.

Blond hair. Blue eyes.

Talk about your typical prep.

SHEESH.

So I walked down the isle right? I swear he was looking at my butt!

DAMN PERVERT!!

GAH.

Alright I sat down, woohoo! Accomplishment! Not...

Not one word passed by me or Yamanaka. Not that I was complaining. Suddenly this kid walked in. Black hair. Onyx eyes.

Wow, he was pretty cute!

But he has such a stoic expression! Just a bit of a turn off.

Now Gaara on the other hand...

DAMN IT HARUNO!

"Hm. Uchiha you're late. Continue to your seat." Uchiha huh? Aren't they rich? Sheeet! Hot AND rich!

Score!

Maybe not..?

He walked behind me, sitting at the desk. He propped his feet up on my chair. My chair.

"Um, excuse me. Could you remove your feet?" I asked nicely. See? I can be nice!

It's common nature!

He glared. But then snorted.

"Nope" was this funny to him?

SERIOUSLY?!

"Look, I'm trying to be nice. So could you please-" I stressed the word, but he interrupted me./

"No you're trying to be annoying" he said blankly

What was that?!?

"Come again? I couldn't quite hear you're whining? Were you implying something?" I acted all but too sweetly.

"Yeah, I did. Are you deaf or is that forehead too big to understand?"

"Look here you chicken haired, ugly homo wannabe! I don't care who the hell you are! Get you're god damn feet off my chair!" I grabbed him by his ankles,, twisting them and then throwing them down.

TAKE THAT BITCH!

"Ow! What the fuck!" he blurted out. I turned quickly, pretending to work.

"Uchiha! Watch your mouth!" the teacher yelled.

Cha!

Sakura: 1

Chicken butt: 0

I snickered and continued my work.

RING!

Again!

Out of class! Woo!

Once I stood, Yamanaka grabbed my arm. Everyone was already by the door, heading out.

"You may be new but I've got one thing to say. Sasuke-Kun is mine. So back off." her blue sapphire eyes held determination. I yanked my arm away.

"Keep him. I don't want the bastard. But let me tell you something" this time it was my turn to grab her arm. My sharp nails dug into her skin.

"Don't you ever touch me. Kay?" I let go, she made a small whimper. Im sure she was bleeding. I smirked, grabbing my bag and walking off.

"HARUNO!" I turned.

Jaraiya.

What did he want?

"Yes sensei?" he grinned, and pulled something out. Was that..

"I'd like it if you posed for my new series!"

PORN!

I punched that mother fucker hard!

"Damn pervert" I muttered, walking off

--

ART!!

I love art!

Yeah! And I found the room without difficulty! And look! Hinata-Chan!

I walked over to her as she set herself in her chair.

"Hinata-chan! Konnichiwa!" I waved to her, she looked up.

"Sakura-San. Konnichiwa." she said timidly. I smiled and looked around.

Where was the teacher?

Hmm..

Munch munch munch

what the hell is that?

I turned seeing a large boy munching on chips.

"Konnichiwa" he said with a mouth full.

"Ohayo" (I forgot how to spell itt!) I nodded. He gulped his food.

"I'm Akimichi Chouji" he stuck out his large hand..

Largee!

"Haruno Sakura" I shook it.

"So you're the new student. You're ugly." my eyebrow twitched. My eyes darted next to chouji.

Eh?

Uchiha..?

No.

That's not Uchiha!

"Just who the hell are you?" I seethed.

Mother fucker!

"He's Sai. He's a total Teme." a boy walked up.

Oh he's cute!

Is that...

A dog?

"Inuzuka Kiba, at your service!" he grinned, extending his hand. I grabbed it.

"Haruno Sakura, not at your service" I grinned as well. He chuckled. What? I was just implying I wasn't a whore!

"Oi, you should sit by me. It's the only open seat." he motioned toward the back. I smiled.

So cute!

"Ano, Sure!" I said. We walked to the back. There was another seat beside mine. A table that held three... hmm..

Wonder who sits here?

Cute guy maybe?!

Gawd I sound horny.

I look to the door, that redhead walked in. OHMIGOD.

Holy shit.

That was preppy..?

What the fuck is WRONG WITH ME?!?!

Seriously.

I'm going mental.

"Talking to yourself is a sign of insanity."

Oh. My. God.

KAMI-SAMA SAVE ME!

"I am not talking to myself! I growled.

He's sitting next to me!

Nooooo!

DAMN IT.

"Then why were you muttering things?" he asked me.

Wait wait wait!

I was MUTTERING THINGS?

I didn't even realize.

Sheeeeet...

I have a sudden craving for...

Ice cream?

OH MY GOSH IM GOING FAT.

Noooo!

"Gah" I stuck my tongue out cutely and slouched. Don't. Ask.

The teacher walked in. Damn she looked scary! Anko? Really?

OI. Class started. We were landscaping. I was already finished and laid my head down. I need to think. Okay. So, so far I have two classes with evil Gaara. And the one I don't have with him I have an emo wannabe douchebag.

Although I cant say that. He's probably never even gotten as far as cleaning out a vag. He's so damn pathetic he's probably never even hugged a girl!

Damn homo.

Ahhh! Im so tired. Hmm... a little sleep couldnt hurt?

Next thing I knew..

RING!

I jumped.

Falling out of the chair, onto my butt.

What the freak!

AH!

I heard a chuckle. I looked up, seeing Gaara.

DAMN BASTARD!

Why does he get to be cute?

Unfair!!

He smirked at me. I grolwed.

"Just help me up you ass!" I practically yelled. He looked at me.

"I don't know.. I kinda like you on the floor." he smirked

DAMN IT!!

"Oh whatever!" I held out my hand. He grabbed it, yanking me up. I yelped as I crashed into his chest. His hand still locked with mine. I backed up quickly, getting my things.

"Ano.. Thanks" I mumbled. Desperately trying not to blush. I could feel his eyes on my back and I hurry out.

It's time for fourth period!

Ick.

Gym.

Kill me now!

Kami-Sama take me awayy!

Atleast I knew where it was. Thats a plus. Right? It's like, right at the very end of the hall. From when you enter the school.

Yeahh. So I walk in and theres this freaky guy in green spandex.

HOLY SHIT. Who fucked up his wardrobe?

Freaky much? Just a bit.

Okay, so he starts shouting at me. I was gonna yell back but then I realized what he was saying.

Youth.

Youth this! Youth that! Wipe your butt with the pureness of

YOUTH.

I'm just a little freaked out.

Just a little.

I turn and see a kid that looks just like him. His teeth pinging.

I lied.

I'm a LOT freaked out.

"Oh great" I noticed Yamanaka. This was going to be hell!

"Hey hey! It's the new kid" a kid with a hoodie popped up. (Sorry peoples. Kankuro isn't gonna wear his make up. I debated about it and figured nahh)

"Does everyone know about me?" I asked. Im only a junior. A sixteen year old junior! How can being a junior spread all around?

"Sort of. We don't get a lot of new kids" he said with a smile. Aww! Anyway.

"Ah well. Guess I'm special huh?" I did a cute smile. He chuckled.

"Well I gotta go change! Talk to you later!" he sent me a peace sign and walked off.

OI. IM ALONE AGAIN!

I turned around swiftly and that bushy browed freak was RIGHT THERE.

RIGHT FRICKIN' THERE.

My eyebrow twitched.

"Haruno-San! Here are your gym clothes" he said kindly, I grabbed them, eyeing him.

"Um.. Arigatou." I said slowly. He put his thub up and smiled wide.

"Anything for you beautiful blossom of youth!" he 'pinged' again.

Creeeeepy.

I walked to the locker room, and saw tons of girls just talking. Then I saw her.

Yamanaka.

UGH. GREAT.

"Well lookie here. It's the new girl" Yamanaka started. I glared.

BITCH BETTER WATCH IT!!

"Yeah yeah. Take your pampered ass somewhere else, where someone will actually give a shit" I said partially bored and partially harsh.

"You better watch it Haruno. Im top dog around here." she said to me. Those sapphire eyes flaming.

"I'm glad you admit you're a bitch. Thank Kami I didnt have to break it to you." I said pulling off my shirt. And slipping on my gym attire.

She gasped and whined in frustration, stomping off.

HA. TAKE THAT YOU WHORE!

"Hey! Sorry about that. Ino can get really bossy and well.. Territorial." A girl with buns on her head walked up.

"I could tell" I muttered, changing my pants quickly. Shorts?

Seriously?!

Well my long black and red striped socks covered my legs so I guess it's okay.

"By the way, I'm Tenten." she said, smiling this time.

"Haruno Sakura!" I said now smiling.

"Nice meeting you Haruno." she grinned.

"Ditto." I grinned back.

SCORE! NEW FRIEND!

We walked out of the locker room together, heading to the floor. We sat, listening to the teacher talk.

Yada yada YOUTH

blah blah YOUTH

talk talk talk

UP YOURS SENSEI.

Damn! He needs to stfu! Seriously. Im sick of youth and im nothing but young

Fuckin' freak.

So we had to do our own activities. Join a group and exercise or just play a game. I saw the hoodie guy standing lazily around by himself.

"HEY!" I called to him, he turned, then smiled.

"Yo" he waved.

"I never caught your name" I said, grinning.

"Kankuro. Sabaku no Kankuro."

What the FUCK.

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