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A/n: I thought of this late one night when I was bored out of my mind. So without further ado:
The Stash
Edward Elric was thirsty. He'd been running from something (a/n: plotholes?!) and he was parched! He'd been searching everywhere: mini fridges, cupboards, on the internet, and under Havoc's mattress. And all he found were Playboys! In Roy's office he got angry and kicked his desk with his left leg. It shattered and Ed smiled. He'd found what he'd been searching for.
"Hey sexy" Ed said to the apparently sexy person. "Wanna "kick it" at my place tonight?"
He asked. There was no response. "Oh you, always wanting a commitment!" he said playfully
"Colonel, Edward is flirting with the boulder again" Riza said. "Oh crap!" Roy said. I guess it's time to move my beer again" he said, annoyed "He always does this when he finds my stash!"
A/n: I know it was short. But what did you expect?!
-Kee-tay