Spencer's Bad Day, by Epic Fail Guy
One day, Spencer was at home, and then those two chicks and their gay boyfriend came in. Spencer was all like "sup" and they were like "NM" and he was like "cool" and then he started working on a sculpture that looked like it was made out of feces. Then, there was this British guy who those three kids brought, and he was like "oy this stuff sucks" and Spencer started crying and he layed on the table. Then, while Sam and Freddie were out, not having sex or even liking each other, Karly was like "it's k" and Spencer was like ");" and both of them were sad. Then, Sam was like "Karly, I don't wanna hang out with Freddie n e moar, so we shud go make Spencer feel better or watever" and they went to that movie studio or photo shoot or whatever and persuaded the british guy to go make Spencer feel better using their female talents (geddit? Like vagina's) and the British guy went up to Spencer who was getting jizzed on by this guy at the dentist's office and was like "oioioioioi I was jking your art actually doesn't suck that bad." and Spencer jizzed in his pants. Then, the British guy and Spencer were taking turns having anal sex with Freddie, who was gay BTW, and thought Vagina's were scary, so he didn't like Sam at all.
The End...?
Please review, spent 8+ hours on this. More to come if I get positive reviews.