Disclaimer: I don't own South!

Author's Note: Okay Lizzy, that is I, am officially the most random person ever! I have so many stories and I haven't updated a single one of them in a long time and yet here I am starting another story! This one though I really like and will be updating. A lot of people have been using the private boarding school thing as settings and I figured this is fitting for me because I am going to a private boarding school for high school. I hope you all enjoy this story!

Chapter 1

"I hate this fucking tie!" I grumbled and ripped the offending piece of clothing from my neck and stormed into my dorm room.

My roommate just sat there. She did not jump in surprise at the slammed door or rise from her spot on the couch in the center of our dorm.

"You're late," she said in a low voice and looked up at me her grey eyes peeping from over her 'National Geographic' magazine. I scoffed and flew into the kitchen yelling as I went.

"Oh lighten up Juliet!" I shouted my head stuck in the refrigerator scanning it closely.

"I told you to call me Moon Flower," she shouted back and I entered back into the living room. I leaned up against the door frame, a beer in my hand, and an amused expression on my face.

"Moon Flower?" I chuckled.

"Yes," she said her voice stony, "Do you have a problem with my name?"

"No it's very…" I took a second to search for the correct term, "crunch granola," I finally stated. Satisfied with my observation I threw myself onto the couch next to her. Juliet looked at me the large wooden beads she wore over her uniform swayed on her neck and a questioning look was in her eyes. Juliet is, like I said very crunchy granola. Basically, she is an activist, vegetarian, and a tree hugger. I would like to label her a hippie but that is a little much. I'm in my Junior year here at The Masters School and every year Juliet has been my roommate. I don't know how we stand each other because we are complete opposites. Yet, she is the only one that can get anything through my thick head.

I pulled out a cigarette and tried to light it. Before I could, however, Juliet grabbed it from my mouth.

"You're hurting the environment," she said and stood up to walk over to the trash can to throw away the offending object. I put a look of shock on my face and pouted my lip.

"What about the fact that it is hurting me? Don't you care?"

She stood there a thoughtful look on her face before saying simply, "No," and turned around to stroll into her room.

"Oh thanks! I can really feel the love Jules!" I yelled to her as she closed her door behind her leaving me to talk to her 'Save the Whales' poster. I grunted and reached over to turn on the TV not surprised that it was set on the 'National Geographic' channel on. "That girl needs to find better things to do." I switched the channel to MTV and was in the middle of making fun of Britney Spears for going commando when a loud knock came from the front door.

"Come in!" I screamed. The door opened and two energetic boys bounded in. I acknowledged each of them with a smile, "Dave, Darren."

"Hey Spence!" the two boys replied in unison their voices identical. In fact everything about them was identical. I only know the difference between them because I've known them for most of my life. Their shaggy heads of raven colored hair fell across their facial features, but even the hair could not hide their stunning ocean blue eyes. Even I have to admit they are gorgeous! If you didn't know the twins you would be confused and always mix up the two but if you are a veteran like me after awhile you begin notice the small differences. For example Darren squints his eyes when he smiles and shows off his beautiful teeth. Dave on the other hand always smiles with his mouth closed and his mouth twitches when he's annoyed.

"We were wondering—."

"If you are doing anything?" Another trait is that the two are always finishing off each other's sentences. It gets annoying sometimes.

"No just bored…Why?" I asked noticing the mischievous glint in both boys eyes.

"Because," Darren replied loftily, "we happen to have the perfect thing for a wallowing single woman like yourself."

"And this time we promise you she won't cost anything," Dave winked and I shuddered remembering the time the twins had ordered me a stripper, a butt ugly stripper.

"Uh…no thanks I am fine with my bang and leave strategy," I said taking a sip from my beer, "I don't do relationships anymore…you know that…" The boys looked a little guilty.

"Yeah we know doll but you shouldn't let that whole 'heart break' thing get you down!"

"Yeah you need to get back on that horse!"

"Live a little!" I chuckled. Thinking a bit I finally gave in to the smiling and encouraging boys.

"Fine! All right what do you two trouble makers have in mind?"

"Well…" Dave said his eyes twinkling and he shifted his feet a little a sure sign that he is up to something.

"It is the new year…" Darren said twiddling his thumbs; his sign that he is up to something/

"And that means…"

"New girls! "Darren finished enthusiastically rubbing his hands together the smile playing across his face. I laughed out loud which caused Juliet to open the door and poke her head out.

"Was that Spencer Carlin's laugh I heard? A genuine, non-sarcastic laugh? The apocalypse must be nearing!" I laughed sarcastically at her.

"Ha-Ha-Ha very funny Jules-." I said to her. The beads around her neck matched her sandals and her red hair gleamed in the sunlight. She is also attractive but I know that there is no chance in that happening…ever. In fact I think Juliet is still a virgin. "Go back to hugging trees because joking is SO not your thing!" I turned around to look at the twins.

"Moon Flower…" she corrected and closed the door. Darren and Dave both raised their eyebrows in my direction.

"Moon Flower?" they said together. I shrugged my shoulders in confusion and pointed to the door.

" I have never really understood her…Shall we go then?" I stood from the couch and walked over to stand by the twins. They were still smiling as they linked their arms in mine and together we strode out into the hallway and the prospect of some new beautiful ladies.

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