When I was a young n00b,

My father took me into Mute city

To see a F-Zero Race.

He said, "Son when you grow up,

will you be the saviour of the broken, The beaten and the pwned?"

He said "Will you defeat them,

your demons, and all the non wavedashers, the plans that they have made?"

Because one day I leave you,

A male wire frame to lead you in the summer,

To join the smash parade."

Sometimes I get the feeling

Of pwning everything

and other times I feel like I should know

when through it all the rise and fall

of the online great elite

and when I go I want you all to know

I pwned you all, I pwned you all

And though I lost to a n00b believe me

My memory will carry on

I pwned you all

and in my room I can't contain it

the h4x can never tame it

And we will send you reeling from decimated wins

Your wavedashing and hate will kill us all

So paint it black and shffl back

Lets shout it loud and clear

Do you fight it to the end

We hear the call

To carry on

I pwned you all

And though I lost to a n00b believe me

Your memory will carry on

I pwned you all

And though you're broken and defeated

You're weary widow marches on

And on we carry through the years

Ooh oh ohhhh

Heres the disapointed faces of your peers

(YOU SUCK)

Take a look at me cause I could not care at all

Do or die

You'll never make me

Cause MLG, will never take my heart

You can try, you'll never beat me

Want it all, I'm gonna play this part

Wont wobble or say i'm sorry

I'm not ashamed, I'm gonna show my scar

You're the chair, for all the broken

Listen here, because it's only..

I'm just a man, I'm not a hero

Just a boy, who's meant to kick your

Just a man, I'm not a hero

I -- don't -- care

I pwned you all

I pwned you all

And though I lost to a n00b believe me

My memory will carry on

I pwned you all

And though you're broken and defeated

You're weary widow marches on

I pwned you all

I pwned you all

I pwned you all

I pwned you all

I pwned you all