// - haruhi's thoughts

I do not own Ouran High Host Club and it's characters

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Ouran private academy is defined by..

one, prestigious families

two, wealth..

And people have much time on their hands..

Therefore this Ouran Host Club is about these handsome

Guys that have time giving hospitality to these

Lovely ladies that also have time.

It is an elegant game unique to this super-rich school..
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"Irrasshaimase!"
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// I found myself opening this door again, but not as a stray cat anymore, finding a quiet place to settle, but instead, I'm opening this door now because, I'm a host.. //
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"Haruhi! You're late again!" Hikaru and Kaoru said in unison.

"hahaha! Gomen, gomen!"

"Ha-Haruhi!", Tamaki popped out after hearing Hikaru and Kaoru greeted her. "How's my lovely daughter?", he started patting Haruhi's hair.

in a disgusted look "you're still the same as always" Haruhi murmured to herself..
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// oh yeah, it's almost been months since that incident with Éclair Tonnere. And now here we are, starting a new academic year at Ouran High.. //
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"oi oi, Haruhi! Get here immediately! These princesses are already waiting for you…", Kyouya Ootori said, "hmm, if you don't, our budget will go down to at least five percent." And so, he started scribbling down on his notebook again.

// darn, he's still a money-minded man //

"hai!" Haruhi gracefully run towards a fairly large group of young maiden that keeps on screaming and admiring her beauty.

// that's right, these girls still don't know that I'm also a girl. Thanks to Kyouya-senpai who covered me during the last day of the festival. If I remembered correctly…//
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:: ouranouranouranouran ::.

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"sugoi desu ne! Haruhi-kun no Tamaki-sama…"

"KAWAII!!"

"Demo, Haruhi-kun is a guy…"

"Who cares?! Just think of it as a brotherly love or whatever…just like Hikaru-kun and Kaoru-kun…"

"Now that you mention it…"

"SUGOI!! KAWAII!!"

::whispering behind Tamaki and Haruhi's back:: "ne, Hikaru, if these girls find out that Haruhi's a girl, do you think she can still be a part of the Host club?"

::Tamaki's ears twitched::

::still whispering behind their back, and now their eyes are mockingly huge::

"hmm, I think so…" Kaoru replied.

::an animated light bulb suddenly lit up above the twin's head.::

"right…! If Haruhi's gender will be exposed, then she will not be a part of this club anymore…AND…"

::evil laugh from the twins::

::Tamaki's ears twitched again, eager to hear what the twins will say::

"our lord will not be able to see her often and cannot hang around her anymore. But in our case, since we are in the SAME CLASS, we can still see her and hang out with her…AND…not only that, we can see every single 'improvement' that's happening in her, and that includes her physical aspects. Hihihi!"

::the twins laughed evilly while imagining Haruhi to be more girly-girl::

"IIE!!!", Tamaki shouted at the top of his voice, scratching his head and tears started pouring out of his eyes. "okaa-san!", now his attention goes to Kyouya.

Kyouya raised his eyeglasses a little and it shines so bright because of the moonlight above. (so dramatic!)

"Our dear princesses…", now all fan girls turns their head toward him. "if you are still not aware of it, the Ouran Host Club is performing it's very own drama made especially for all of you." awes started to spread "...featuring Haruhi-kun as the 'heroine'. So don't get us all wrong. So if you'll excuse me, I'll return to my post now." And with a snap of his fingers, rose petals started to fall down, giving them very romantic atmosphere.

"SUGOI!!"

"Let's watch the Drama!"

all their regular customers or should we say, ALL the girls get their chair and watch the scene before them with sparkling eyes

"oh-and if you want, you can buy this drama in a DVD form…complete with behind the scene footages."

ka-ching!dollar sign everywhere

"WE'LL BUY IT!!

"KYOUYA!!!!"
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:: ouranouranouranouran ::.
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::sigh::

"oh, Haruhi-kun, regarding the play you all presented during the last festival, it was really amazing!"

"arigatou!" Haruhi smiled warmly at them that made some of her customers wobble.

"oh-oh, and the DVD's really great!", all the girls were all blushing madly and nodding."

"huh?!", is there something nice there?" Haruhi said with a chibi questioning look.

"oh you don't know?"

"the 'extra section' was filled with your photos and some picture of the other hosts."

"NE?!, kyouya!" Haruhi clenched her fist and look directly at Kyouya's place.

"huh?", she started looking around.

"where's Kyouya-senpai?" she murmured.

"oh, Haruhi!" one customer jumped at her lap and hugged her.

"cho-chotto matte!"
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And with that, our hosts' attention is now on their respective customers, not noticing that..
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:huff puff: "it's no use my lord, we can't find Kyouya anywhere!," Kaoru said as he and Hikaru tried to catch their breath.

"kuso, where did Kyouya go? He is not even answering his phone", Tamaki redialed Kyouya's number in his phone and tried to contact him again..
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Until…
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"huh?," Haruhi noticed that the door of the 'Dark Magic Club' is partially opened and a paper dropped.

Haruhi went to pick it up and read it…

"Kyouya-senpai! He's been kidnapped!!"
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(okay, let's pretend that there's an ending song here alright?)

synchyryn says :

whew! This is my first time writing an Ouran FanFic. So please take easy on me please review my story. Suggestions, Comments, or even Rants are all accepted. Email me at : syncthetempest yahoo (dot) com or simply leave a review! Ja!