-1Disclaimer: Point of this? It's pretty freaking obvious that I don't own StarFox.
A/N: Here it is for your viewing pleasure, The Switch Reloaded. Enjoy!
P.S. I am sure that you will notice that I changed pretty much all of the plot. The only reason I call it a remake is because it is still the same main idea.
P.S.S. Pretty much all female body knowledge came from study and my biased sister so sorry for any incorrect female info. Anyone willing to help me out in that aspect would be greatly appreciated.
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BZZZZT! BZZZZT! BZZZZT!
A nearby alarm clock went off bringing Fox out of a pleasant dream. Swinging above his head to stop the sound his hand hit the metal wall of the hotel. A small yelp escaped his throat. Now he was wide awake, that had been too high pitched. Opening his eyes for the first time this morning he looked for the alarm clock that he now intensely hated. Spying it to his left he smashed it as hard as he could without breaking it. Then it was back to the problem at hand. Sitting up he first noticed the two things on his chest.
What the fuck is going on? This better be a dream, scratch that, I am definitely writing this off as a nightmare.
Looking at his hand he noticed a few things; one, it was smaller, two, it was more slender then his normal hands, and three (A/N: The most obvious one) the fur was blue.
Blue? Blue! Why am I having a nightmare about being Krystal?
Getting off the bed and standing up Fox went over to the bathroom where he looked into the mirror. He was Krystal all right, the features, the eyes; the fur was all the same. Off in another hotel room Fox heard a scream, not sure what it was Fox decided to investigate but first she had to find some better suited clothes because a nightgown probably wasn't the best thing to be in if there was a fight going on. Walking out of the bathroom she looked around for a closet or dresser, seeing one at the other end of the room she walked over and decided to take a peek inside.
Great, the only two things she brings are her tribal outfit and her dirty uniform. Uniform or outfit, the uniform would be more useful but the outfit would be quicker to put on, if I knew how to put it on. Screw this; I'll just take my chances with the nightgown.
Remembering that he had specifically told them not to bring weapons she hoped she would be able to fight hand-to-hand in Krystal if necessary. Opening the door she took off in the direction that she heard the scream.
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BZZZZT! BZZZZT! BZZZZT!
As Krystal's alarm clock went off she woke in a flash. Being the morning person that she was she had no problems locating and turning the alarm clock off. As she got up and stretched she noticed that her chest felt lighter then usual. Looking down to see if anything was wrong she saw Fox's muscular bare chest where her breasts should be. Running to the bathroom and looking at the mirror he started to scream.
NOO! I wanted a vacation with Fox! Not as Fox!
Stopping his screaming a new thought came to him.
Fox must be going through hell; she doesn't even now what is going on.
His thoughts were broken as the door behind him was opened. Turning around he came face-to-face with, herself.
"Fox, is that you?" Krystal asked uncertainly.
Simply looking at Krystal's feet her body collapsed.
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That was trippy dude, I saw myself and I started asking myself questions. At least this dream is hopefully over; all I need to do now is wake up.
Looking around in what seemed a small room Fox saw two figures coming towards him that looked familiar and he soon noticed why, it was himself and Krystal but darker almost, as if they weren't here to have a happy chat with him. Within seconds they were face-to-face.
"Sit down." The other Fox commanded while pointing to a table and chairs that had suddenly appeared. Not wanting to antagonize these things Fox sat in one of the chairs. The other Krystal, who was dark purple, started to laugh.
"So this is who I have been trapped in for the last couple of years." Other Krystal commented. Glaring at Other Krystal Other Fox's meaning couldn't have been more apparent, shut the hell up.
"Can I ask a couple of questions?" Fox asked terrified.
"Well now you can only ask one!" Other Krystal cried out laughing although Other Fox's backhand to her face stopped it within a matter of seconds.
"Before you ask questions I believe introductions are in order. I am your dark side and this is Krystal's dark side." Dark Fox said extending his hand. As he shook hands with the real Fox he chuckled at how badly he was shaking. "I am not going to bite although she might."
"If I have a dark side does that mean that I am evil?" Fox asked confused.
"Evil? You? No, you're very neutral, for every good thing you did you've done a bad thing to make up for it." Dark Fox responded.
"What do you mean? I've always done things that are for the greater good." Fox retaliated.
"There is no such thing as the greater good. And for what I mean is that for every civilian you saved you killed a venomian." Dark Fox shot back.
"What about defeating the Apariods?" Fox asked.
Dark Fox laughed before responding. "The Apariods was the worst thing you have ever done. You wiped out an entire race; you know what that is called? Genocide and the only reason that you're not evil is because you saved millions of lives while you were at it." Dark Fox said taunting Fox.
Pausing to take a breathe and to steer this conversation into a different direction Fox stared off into space. "Does everyone have a dark side? Or am I just unlucky?" Fox said intending for it to be more of a rhetorical question but Dark Fox answered anyway.
"Everyone has a dark side and a light side with the exception of Krystal." Dark Fox said darkly. (A/N: Damn, that was freaking cheesy. The dark guy said something darkly. How lame.)
"Why doesn't Krystal have one?" Fox asked confused by the last comment.
"Oh I can answer that question quite easily. Remember when she first came aboard your ship and you took her on a tour by yourself? Remember when she whispered those words into your ear that made you feel all funny? That was her forcing me into you." Dark Krystal said venomously.
"Why would she want to do that? I mean both of you seem to be pretty easy to get along with." Fox asked very interested in the conversation at hand.
"Simple, she wants to be perfectly good. To her people it was the way to immortality." Dark Fox answered.
Sitting back to ponder this he noticed that both of them were watching him intently. "Okay, what to you want with me though? This seems like a matter that should be taken up with Krystal." Fox said breaking the silence.
"Well I'm pretty sure that you noticed that you are in Krystal's body." Dark Fox began before Fox interrupted.
"Was it you to that did this to me?" He demanded.
"No, we didn't do this to you Krystal did. And if you're wondering how just ask her evil counter-part." Dark Fox said gesturing to Dark Krystal.
"No need to ask you dumbass; I'm sitting right here. Since people thought that this was the path to immortality it was common practice to see it be done but Krystal was never fully trained to do it. When she said it to you she got a few words mixed up and forgot the most sacred rule; Never do it to another sentient being. Why you may ask, because this shit happens. People switch bodies when it is done to another sentient being." Dark Krystal said sounding bored.
"What do you want me to do?" Fox asked nervously the seriousness of this dawning on him.
"Well you have to choices, you can live the rest of our life this way or you learn how to properly control Krystal's magic and fix this by putting her back where she belongs." Dark Fox said sounding slightly amused.
"How would I learn her magic? I don't have anybody to teach me do I, except Krystal and she got me into this mess." Fox said looking hopeless.
"Hello! Part of Krystal's soul sitting right here! Did it ever occur to you that I could teach you?" Dark Krystal commented sarcastically.
"All right then, I'll do it." Fox said.
"Good when you fall asleep tonight we'll meet again to begin the lessons. Ciao." Dark Fox said as Fox was jerked back to reality.
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Shit, she fainted. Wait a second, she fainted, fuck!
Scrambling around Krystal did everything he could to wake Fox up but it was to no avail. He knew what really happens when you faint; it is when your soul needs to talk to you ASAP. He also knew that he was in some deep shit when she came to. Looking at Fox he noticed her eyes starting to open.
Speak of the devil and he shall come.
Climbing to her feet Fox looked at Krystal who started the conversation. "Have an enlightening conversation?"
"Interesting choice of words wouldn't you say?" Fox said calmly holding her ground.
"I guess that is one way to look at it." Krystal responded. "I never intended for this to happen. You have got to believe me!"
"Well you sure as hell didn't do much to prevent it. All I want to know is how to use the restroom and get dressed then I am leaving." Fox said leaving no room for objection.
Sighing Krystal lead him to the toilet and got ready for what was going to be a very long, very bad day.
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A/N: There it is for the masses. The first chapter of The Switch Reloaded. Now go read chapter 2.