A/N I don't know what this is, it's kind of based off a conversation my friends had in class, I'm sure some guy was hearing it thinking 'What the hell.' It's also kind of based on something I watched on TV italics are Kurt's thoughts. kind of a CRACK fic. Disclaimer: female subject matter ahead, tread carefully, Aunt Flow is in town.
"And then, she said 'yes, yes he did.' and I was all like 'aw hell to the no!'' Mercedes said laughing, Rachel and Kurt joined in.
"Nice one Mercedes." she said wincing.
"What's wrong Rachel." Kurt asks.
"Oh just cramps." she says and Kurt freezes on the thumbnail or Mercedes's he was painting. Don't move maybe it will go away.
"Oh ugh I hate that! Hurts you legs your back, stomach and in... that area." Mercedes said. HELP ME!
"Ugh I know! You know I heard period cramps are like really weak contractions, I never want to have a kid!" Rachel says with a chuckle. What the heck is going on, I don't need to know this.
"The period it self is way more annoying, especially at night, when you can't use tampons. You sleep wrong and it's like there was a murder in you bed." Mercedes says rolling her eyes. omigod WHY?
"You use tampons? I use pads, don't tampons hurt?" Rachel says. I really, really don't need to know that.
"Nah, tampons are awesome, plus you got with Finn so the tampon will definitely slip right in." Mercedes says grinning Oh god, bad images, BAD IMAGES!
Rachel blushes. "Ya, I never really have anyone to ask cause of my two gay dads, they just find this kind of stuff awkward." she says. Oh joy, my possible future. This has gone on for long enough.
"Ooookay." he says his going up an octave. "I'm just going to go to the washroom, when I come hope out I hope you two remember, I'm not a girl!" he says then rushes into the bathroom, the two girls left dying of laugher behind him. Kurt pulls out his phone and sends a quick text to Blaine.
If we ever adopt kids, We are not having a girl. -K
A/N so ya...