"To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can bring on ourselves." ― Federico García Lorca

Chapter One

Tick, tick, tick, tick.

Kate could have died, how much longer? She felt a small whine rise up in her throat in annoyance. Something was wrong, the clock was ticking too slow to possibly be working. Right? Kate let out a breathy sigh, shooting a nervous glance at the note crumpled in her hand.

Wait for me after class, we have to talk about this -xoxo Michael Fajardo

The fact that he dotted his 'i's with little hearts made Kate simply melt. They had been long time dating after they met on tumblr, only to realize that Michael Fajardo, was in fact, littledickbigpersonality69, or in other words, her student teacher.

They both ran poetry blogs and had an instant connection the minute Kate followed back.

And then finally, finally, the bell rang. The surrounding ratchet's clammering out of the class, throwing paper balls at her, and one idiot named Anthony winked at her. Said idiot was her best friend. They often wrote gay One Direction smut together, and the minute Kate told him she was in love with , Anthony lit up with a kind of glee that anybody would have recognized.

He shipped them.

A dangerous thing to do, but that's Anthony, dangerous. He was a really bad influence on her, he even wrote her a guide on the best way to suck and asian mans dick. It warmed her heart, but she knew, she knew that no matter how hard Anthony shipped it, no matter how in love she was with , nobody else would understand.

"He's bald."

"She's fourteen."

"He's gay."

"Its illegal."

Kate scoffed, idiots, they were all idiots. What did they know? Sure, all those things were true, but you know what else was true? Their love. He was the prince charming to her cinderella, the shrek to her macklemore.

"Babe."

She brightened instantly, head snapping up, being brought back to reality at the call of her lover, Michael Fajardo. He stood short, his pants pooling at his sketchers, skin yellow, and eyes thin, framed by thick eyelashes.

He'd recently found out that she has been leaving filfthy anonymous messages in his ask (even after he told her they had to break it off) about all the things she wanted to do to him, the anal beads, the swamp roleplay.

And then, instead of yelling at her like Kate had expected, Michael dropped to one knee, and pulled out a ring. Or, well, a ring pop to be more specific.

K84chan was engraved in the candy of the ring.

Her tumblr url.

Could he have gotten any hotter?

No, no he could not.

And so, with the thirst of a thousand jews walking in the desert, Kate pounced on Michael's dick.

Authors Note: I know, I know, not much done in this chapter. But that's because next chapter Kate gets to put that How To Suck an Asian Guys Dick guide to use. Thank's Anthony!