Finally, we're getting some ending to the trilogy! Sorry this chapter is so short.

Do not own show, do not want to be sued about show.


Yeah, I love her, what do you give?

Huh? Gender? You mean people actually worry about that during their relationships? Heh. Idiots.

My name is Sam Puckett and I am 15 years old. I am also in love lust want something love with my best friend Carly.

This isn't what most people think their relationships will end up like. But I'm bi and gender doesn't matter. 'Sides, Freddie was a jerk.

Gotta have more fat cakes. You got any fat cakes? Gotta have more fat cakes. Now do you want some backstory on this? 'Kay. Listen up...