100% TOUHOU JUICE
a Touhou Project / 100% Orange Juice crossover

A/N: I have recently started playing 100% Orange Juice. I like it. I've heard of the "random dood gapped into Gensokyo" fanfics, so why not make the reverse? Gensokyians gapped into other places? I'll take "Variety" for 200, Yukari.
A/N #2: I will divide this story up into multiple "SECTIONS" per chapter, at least for the moment. Each "CHAPTER" will take place around the same time, unless it says so otherwise.

CHAPTER ONE, SECTION ONE

REIMU and KAI: Protagonist's Reckoning

Reimu woke up in a bright red room, opening her eyes. The color of the walls made her head hurt, so she just closed her eyes again. The sound of a door opening could be heard, followed by a male voice. "Oh? Hello? Can you hear me?" The person asked. Reimu replied, "Yes, I can hear you. Now can you get me out of this room?" They obliged, picking them up and moving to a hallway. The walls weren't as bad of a color, so she could keep her eyes open. The person had brown hair and was wearing a black suit. "I don't know how you got here," he explained. "Maybe Poppo's just messing with us again. Regardless, my name's Kai. Welcome to the Fruitbat Mansion."

"Kai, Poppo, Fruitbat Mansion... Who? What? Is Remilia here?" Reimu asked, more confused than anything else. Kai was quick to respond. "Poppo is the proprietor of the mansion, she's quite the trickster. I don't know of any Remilia." Reimu let out a sigh. "If it's that blasted Yukari-" A door opened, although the sound was a bit far away from the two protagonists. "Who?" "Some idiot who thinks they can just send me to wherever she wants and not have something coming for her. She's probably the reason I'm here." Kai nodded, acknowledging Reimu's complaints.

CHAPTER ONE, SECTION TWO

MARISA and KAE: A Blazing Magician

"Yo!" A voice called out to Marisa, her eyes jolted awake. "Uh... who are you?" Marisa groggily asked, as the person spun around. "It's Kae, silly! Blazing fire extraordinaire! What are you doing here, sleeping on a log?" Kae asked as she spun. The two loose red braids of hair on her head spun around like a fan. "What do you-" the now-fully awake magician muttered, before looking around. "-Oh, I see. I don't know why I'm here, ze. Or where I am. Or anything." "Well, how should I put this? Welcome to what we call the 'Witch's Forest'-" Marisa was smiling. "-It's a bit dangerous right now, because there's a flying castle on the loose." Kae tried to explain, but Marisa interrupted her yet again.

"You said a flying CASTLE? I think I could help." She then took off her big hat and started shifting through it. "Who are you, again?" Kae asked, watching Marisa rummage through her hat. "Marisa Kirisame, ordinary magician!" Marisa was quite excited. "Aha! Here it is." She pulled out her Mini-Hakkero, and began to run further into the forest, chasing after any flying castles that she saw. "Waiit for meee!" Kae yelled out, running to keep up with her.

CHAPTER ONE, SECTION THREE

KOISHI and TSIH: Stealthy Subconscious

"Go away!" Tsih yelled out, running away from people that were chasing her down. Her words did not stop them. "Stealth On!" She silently played her "Hyper" card, which would allow her to (attempt to) escape unseen. As she attempted to run out of town as quickly as possible, she ran into a tangled mess connected to a single closed eye. "Gah!" she mistakenly blurted. "Just grab onto that eye and I'll float on out with you." Tsih heard from... somewhere. Figuring that anywhere else was better than being chased by her pursuers again and again, she grabbed onto the tangled and floating eye. She then was lifted up off the ground, and began to travel far, far away from the city.

"So, um, who are you?" More mind-messages. "Tsih. You don't need to know much about me. How are you talking to me anyway?" "Telepathy!" Koishi seemed really energetic. "...I see. I don't know telepathy." Almost in the complete opposite manner, Tsih flatly apologized, still traveling with the mostly-invisible Koishi.