"So you are seeing my point, da?"
"Just take it and go."
"You will not to being sorry, Vash."
The Swissman pushed the bag he'd been holding into the woman's hand. She'd better hold up her end of the bargain.
***
Later on that night, Belarus was stalking through the dark encampment with a bag in her hand and a grin on her lips. "Oh Little Brother~" she called through the dark as she approached his quarters. "Little Vladimir~" When she came to the door and found it locked, her free hand clawed down the wood of the barrier. "Brother's door is locked."
Damn her. Damn her straight to Hell. Vlad rose from his bed and crossed the room. He couldn't take another broken door. Turning the doorknob, he opened it about two inches. "What is it, Sister?"
"I am having gift for you, Brother. But you have to let me in first~"
"Gift?" He'd heard of them, but no one had ever gotten him one before. Letting out an uncertain grumble, he opened the door the rest of the way. "Make it quick, Sister."
Bela smiled coyly, stepping into the room. She made her way directly to his bed… As directly as she could anyway, with the floor being unrecognizable as a floor. She stopped at the bed, looking down at it. What had he been doing to have all of this filth on his sheets? Her eyes turned to him. "Coming to my room, Brother?"
"Niet. You are giving me gift and going away."
Natalia sighed and sat on the bed. "Coming and getting, Brother."
Sister is acting more strange than usual. He let out a sigh of his own, crossing his arms before crossing the room again. "What is it, Sister?"
"Kiss me, Vlad~"
"This is not gift, Sister."
"Niet. Is not. Kiss me."
He eyed the bag in her hand. He didn't know what it was, maybe the scent, but something was telling him that he really wanted what was inside it. He leaned in and pecked her quickly on the lips. "Now giving me gift."
Holding the bag toward him, Bela gave a coy little half-smile. Siberia took it, giving her a strange look. If it was full of syringes, he was going to cut her throat right then and there. His eyes widened when he opened the bag and looked inside. "….Chocolate?" He reached a hand inside, rummaging through the contents. "CADBURY EGGS!!" A childlike excitement filled his eyes, though it didn't show on the rest of his face before he almost fell onto Bela, hugging her tightly and kissing her lips.
Bela returned the kiss, lifting her arms around him.
Vlad broke the kiss and sat up beside her to go through the bag again. What should he have first??
Starting to unbutton her top, Bela developed a conniving smile. "You are liking chocolate syrup, da?"