Fresh Hero of Hyrule

A Parody by Mr. Crash

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This is a parody of the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" theme song. Kudos to Will Smith for writing such a pimp theme.

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NOW

This is a epic ALL ABOUT HOW

My life got twisted upside down

And I like to take a minute to tell it to you

I'll tell you how I became the Hero of a place called Hyrule



IN

Kokiri Forest BORN 'N RAISED!

In my treehouse is where I spent mosta my days

Chillin' maxin' relaxin' all cool

After showin' up Mido that stuck up damn fool



When the one desert guy

WHO WAS UP TO NO GOOD!

Started makin trouble in the forest wood!

I saved this one big tree and before he died

He said

"Link you must go forth and be the Hero of Time!"



I went to the castle but when I came near

The guards said 'Buzz off, you ain't welcome in here!'

If there's anything I could tell its that these fools were dumb

And I thought "Out my way, must save the kingdom!"



I

snuck

INTO the castle 'bout seven or eight and I yelled to the guards

"Ha ha, catch me later!"

Learned of the stones

I MUST GET THE TWO!

Now I know

I'm the guy for Hyrule