Why hi people! Didn't expect any of you coming. Well lets see here Yes I know I'm not all that well in the head but I bet rocks aren't either! OK, ok going on well here you go people another one-shot Harry Potter fanfic just for you
Pairings: HarryGinny

Summary: What the heck were they thinking when they did this!

We've All Gone and Imagined Things Again!

It was another wonderful weekend at Hogwarts for all of Gryffindor. Some may have said they never had a better morning, others would say they thought they heard another boy scream.

'Gryffindor common room'O0

'Has anyone seen Harry,' Seamus asked Ron Weasley.

'I really haven't seen him today now that you mention it,' Ron replied his usual thickness still showing.

'Really now, you boys can be so frustrating have you even thought to look for him anywhere,' Hermione replied in her matter-of-factly tone.

"No Harry not there!" came a girl's voice. "But Ginny where at then?" asked a boy's voice. All the people in the common room noticed this and decided to go to where they heard the voices coming from the 6th year boy's room.

"No, uhhh no Harry don't put your castle there," came Ginny's voice from the other side of the door.

"Ginny come on just a bit more!" came Harry's encouraging reply.

All the people were now making disturbed faces thinking what any teenager would think if they heard grunts and moans and we can't forget what they are saying to each other, especially that.

'He better not be doing that to my baby sister!' came Ron's angry voice.

'Oh shush it already!' Lavender and Parvati's annoyed shushy tood because they were interested in listening to more.

"Oh, Oh Ginny not there move the other way please!" they heard Harry tell Ginny.

"Oh Harry I don't know if I can do it!" they heard this and all thought, 'How long are they going to do this!?!'

Finally they all had enough and opened the door and were totally surprised by what they saw. Instead of two people doing other perverted things here were two teens playing wizard chess.

'Oh, hi guys what's up? Me and Ginny were just finishing our game up!' Harry happily said to the whole crowd.

'But, we, you, she, oh whatever I need Rum' and there left Neville.

'Okayyy, well guys talk to you later Ginny and me are going to play pin the tail on the ferret now see you all!' and with that Harry and Ginny left.

'Okay everyone this never happened, ok?' Dean and Lavender said to everyone.

'Agreed!' came everyone's voices.

'But the Rum! It is all gone!' and then there are other things you find out that you never knew, or wanted to know but oh well. All was happy for the rest of the day. Draco mysteriously was pinned with a ferret tail and lurked around the castle with a, bag of potatoes, Snape never could find where the haunting banjo music came from, and Naville was found the next day half naked talking to cheesecake and rocks about being his little dark lordlets.

Okay There not much but hoped some of you enjoyed!

Oh yeah before I forget mhm Disclaimer time Livvy if you will

Disclaimer Ok so Insomnia will never ever in his whole life own Harry Potter but he does own the rocks in the story.

See you guys next time I'm off to see if Livvy will give me my cheesecake back now!