My sister told me it's not funny. Oh well. It's my first story, and I am a talentless adolesent. *sobs* I don't own Rick Riordan. Wait...no...let me check...Nope. Still don't own anything from Percy Jackson. But I'm pretty sure I own me.
One day, in a far away land...Just kidding. That is the world's most awful cliche ever written. Let me introduce myself. I am Ali. You expect me to go somehow into how I'm a demigod and all that crap. Or maybe you were expecting something else? If you were expecting something else, good. That's what you'll be getting. I am not a demigod. However, I will be interviewing them, asking questions that will annoy the crap out of them, and other awesome stuff like that. First up, Annabeth.
Ali: Hi Annabeth. You are secretly being filmed. So say all of your deepest darkest secrets. By the Way, do you know what a fangirl is?
Annabeth: No. What's a fangirl?
Ali: I have no clue. I was hoping you'd tell me. You're the smart one here!
Annabeth: Why am I here exactly?
Ali: Very good question. However, it is unanswerable, as it is the question of What is the meaning of life? And I've told you this before. You're the smart one. Are you a fangirl, Annabeth?
Annabeth: I don't know! What's a fangirl?!
Ali: I believe...it is a fan who is a girl... So tell me, Annabeth. What are you a fan of?
Annabeth: Sunshine and rainbows and unicorns!
Ali: Are you ok? Readers, you tell me. Should I be scared and run for my life from the scariness of this...FANGIRL?!
Annabeth: Not a fangirl!
Ali: Not a fangirl of, and I quote, 'Sunshine and rainbows and unicorns'? Maybe a fan of...Percy? Or maybe it's that Hermes hottie Luke?
Annabeth: Percy stalks me! And Luke is a player! I saw him kissing Thalia.
Ali: he's not a player if he kisses her and they're going out. And Percy, hero of Olympus, is a stalker?
Annabeth: Luke and Thalia aren't going out. Thalia's a Hunter.
Ali: And Luke's dead, what's your point?! It's fanfiction! Anything is possible.
Annabeth: I thought that was ChuckE. Cheese.
Ali: No, I think it's Disney. ChuckE. Cheese is where a kid can be a kid.
Annabeth: You're wearing too much eyeliner.
Ali: You're sounding too much like my mother.
Annabeth: That's not my fault. You're the one writing this down!
Ali: Well, that really backfired...I have, um, homework to do...I got to go...I'll talk to you later...NEXT I INTERVIEW THE HERMES HOTTIE!!! Or Percy. Or Thalia. Or maybe HH and Thalia together! Maybe they'll make out on camera!!! Hehe. Or percy and luke, and they'll get into a bloody battle! I wonder who would win...