Okay, this was based on something me and a friend were talking about and it made me laugh so... I decided to write a story about it- and yeah, Rimxae is my Nobody but she basically has nothing to do with any other storyline except this one. And I repeat: this was written for fun off of a crazy idea that me and a friend had. Disclaimer: I don't own KH and all related people.
Rimxae walked into the kitchen, aiming for her morning cup of limeade- yes, lime juice, she enjoys the sweet-sour taste- when suddenly a voice drifted to her ears, hoping that it wasn't Demyx calling her 'The Storming Bi-polar' again.
"And today will be dark with a bit of rain, blocking out stars so we won't get to see any destruction of worlds today." Xigbar's voice pronounced and Rimxae glared at the back of his head. He was giving the weather report for today and Rimxae- 'The Storm's Blade'- could feel hate welling up in her- well if she could feel, she thought she'd be feeling rather angry.
"No, it's not." She said, snapping her fingers out in front of her and Xigbar froze before turning to look at her- as a ferocious rainstorm started outside. Rain slammed the glass not that far away from Xigbar... and he grinned.
"I apologize- it's now raining like hell."
"No it's not." Rimxae snapped again. Hail hit the windows now as gale-force winds blew.
"Ah, now it's hail and strong winds."
"No it's not." Loud snap. A tornado took out a building nearby and a softball sized piece of hail put a crack in the window and Xigbar simply glanced at it.
"Tornados with a great deal of hail."
"No." Snap again. Many tornados took out quite a few buildings and a chuck of hail flew through the window- the chunk being about the size of Xigbar's head. He shot it before it hit him and the chunk of hail shattered.
"The north side of a hurricane mixed with a crazy tornado storm."
"No." Rimxae snapped with both fingers, her eyes glowing lightly and Xigbar finally figured out that he was in a good bit of trouble but he knew he'd already shoved Number Fourteen over the edge. A screaming boy blew past the window, startling both Nobodies. Xigbar grinned over at Rimxae.
"It's the end of the world and Demyx just blew by." He stated and Rimxae paused.
"Nope." She replied with a grin and snapped as she started towards the fridge. "It's a clear night with chances of blizzards over Demyx's head." Xigbar glanced out the broken window to see that the storm had completely disapated and that Demyx was trudging back, a little drenched and wind-blown... and with a blizzard above his head. Xigbar started laughing at the look on Demyx's face and turned around to look at Rimxae but she had already gone with her cup of limeade. Xigbar paused, thinking for a second- wondering if he'd won the argument or if Rimxae just didn't want to destroy the city- but finally tossed the thought to the side.
"And since we've gotten the weather report from Number Fourteen," He continued with his announcements, "There will be a meeting today- The Superior asks that there be no throwing of storms or any other elements today..."
R+R please.