Carlas POV

I couldn't believe it. Yesterday was the actual day I got married. I stared in awe at my wedding picture. Then something almost scared the amazon out of me.

" Carla! Sally is-a here to-a see you!" my new husband shouted.

" coming!" I said.

" hey Carla, ready to go shopping?" Sally said.

" Always," I said.


" so, um is it good being married?" i asked Sally.

" totally! Lightning is the best husband ever!" Sally said.

" nah, I think Francesco is better." I said.

" instead of arguing about whose husband is better, why don't we go into that store?" Sally said.

" sure." i said. " oh my gosh! This will be perfect for Francesco!" I said, looking at a bumper sticker that said I AM NOT FRAGILE!

" haha, that will be perfect for him." Sally said.


" what is it?" Francesco said. "wow Carla."

" i saw it in the store and just had to get it for you, heh." I said.

" well- ugh. The phone is ringing." Francesco then answered the phone. " hello? Hi Cruz." " it's for you Carla." then I answered the phone.

" what is it Cruz?"

" I told you that getting married was not a good idea!"

" Chillax Cruz!"

"especially to the Italian one! I don't trust him!"

" why?"

" cause he-he has that certain look..."

" what certain look?"

" that he might, um, rape you. "

" FOR THE LAST TIME CRUZ, I AM NOT GONNA GET RAPED!"

" geez Carla, I'm just trying to protect you!"

"you protect me too much!"

" because I promised your parents I would! I'm your godfather for crying out loud!"

" just- goodbye!"