Chaotic Truth or Dare
Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids
My first fic I hope u enjoy!!
Van: Hey everyone, wanna play truth or dare?
Moonbey: Only if I get to see Fiona naked again
Fiona: Pervert. No more sex for u young lady.
Irvine: Fuck off Van. Stop touching me, nooooo get away!!! I'll play your fucking game if u stop ass-raping me.
Thomas: Van! Get away from my territory!
Van: OK!!!OK!!! But only if you play.
Raven: I'm Surrounded by homosexuals!
Van: Ok, Fiona truth or Dare?
Fiona: Truth.
Van: Are you and Moonbey actually having a sexual relationship?
Fiona: Blush Yes. My turn. Thomas truth or dare?
Thomas: Dare
Fiona: Do it with Irvine for us right here, right now.
Thomas: With pleasure!! (
Van: So it's true. you don't like Fiona!
Thomas & Irvine: Duh!!! sweatdrop
Irvine & Thomas rock up and down on the couch so much that everyone has to sit on the ground.
Thomas: Moonbey, T or D?
Moonbey: Dare
Thomas: I dare u to pick Van's nose for him for a week and feed it to him.
Moonbey: Hell no.
Thomas: Then be Straight for ALL of tomorrow
Moonbey: pouty face Fine, I'll pick Van's nose!
Van: nose is runny START NOW!
Moonbey: Raven, T or D?
Raven: I'm not playing your sick little game!
All: So?
Raven: angry Truth.
Moonbey: Do you have a heart?
Ryss: walks in Yes, he does. I of all people should know.
Raven: feeling homicidal I told you NEVER to speak of those eight hours we spent together in Zoid Eve!
Van: Eight hours? Wow, you can last awhile man!
Raven: Fuck u
Fiona: It's 9:00
All: So?
Fiona: I get horney at 9:00
Raven: That's nice. ok Van T or D?
Van: Dare
Raven: Let me kill u.
Van: Never
Raven: FINE!!! Castrate yourself and become a monk.
Van: Take away my manhood. Why don't u just kill me.
Raven: Sure
Irvine: I think u could call it todlerhood
Van: Fiona T or D
Fiona: Truth
Van: if u had a dollar for every drug u bought how much money would you have
Fiona: more than I started with!!! (
All: .
Fiona: Ryss, you're being drawn in too. T or D?
Ryss: Dare.
Fiona: Then show off your breasts to me and Moonbey.
Ryss: flicks off Fine, fuckin' perverted Zoidian lesbian!
All: All Right!
Raven: getting hard
Ryss: Irvine T or D?
Irvine: Dare
Ryss: I Dare u to steer your Lightning Saix over to my Geno Saurer so they start fucking each other
Irvine: Deal
Thomas: I thought u loved me (
Irvine: Van T or D?
Van : Truth
Irvine: Have u ever had sexual thoughts about Zeke?
Van: Yup, every night at 9:00!!!
Moonbey: Geez 9:00 is the time for everyone.
Thomas: You know, I accidentally proposed to Zeke.
Van: Zeke! Your cheating on me!
Zeke: ROAR!(All for cash!)
Van: THOMAS YOU WILL DIE! T or D?
Thomas: afraid of dare Truth.
Van: Would you possibly ever let me make love to Irvine without you shooting at me?
Thomas: NO!!! That's not even a truth question!
Irvine: kisses Thomas deeply THANK YOU!!! grabs Thomas's butt as he's going to sit down
Thomas: OOOOH! Frisky aren't we? (
Raven: I think I'm gonna hurl!
Ryss: Too. much. gayness. must. reach. door.
Dr. D comes in : O hi there honey buns talking to Zeke Wasn't last night so fun. Me sticking my dick up your ass for 10 hours and when I tried to get out I was stuck. O I luv u Zeke!!!!!!
Van gives Zeke the Death Glare
Zeke: ROAR!!! (hey it's a living!)]
Raven: eww, gay mania. picks up Ryss come on babe ill fuck u in my zoid we'll spend another 8 hours. Ah yeah lets go!!!
Shadow walks in: ROAR GROWL GROWL!!! (Hey Zeke, Wanna come over to my place and check out my "gears"!)
Zeke: ROAR!!! (how much?!?!)
Shadow: GROWL! (how does 20$ an hour sound)
Zeke: ROAR!!! (ooo 480$ sounds like a deal)
(A/N you do the math and if u don't know math that's 24 hours.)
Thomas: What are they talking about.
Van: they are talking about how much money Shadow will owe Zeke for 24 hours of sex.
Moonbey: ouch I'd feel sore after that.
Shadow sucks on Zeke's tail as they walk out the door.
Thomas: Well that was disturbing. Fiona T or D?
Fiona: Dare
Thomas: Give Moonbey a rim job (like her ass)
Fiona pulls down Moonbey's pants: eww it's brown.
Moonbey: that's the color of the rest of my skin!!! Fiona licks her ass
Moonbey: Hey that tickles.
Van: All this Lesbianism is making me horny. Irvine! Bed Time!
Irvine & Thomas: Fucking again HELL NO!!!
Van: Damn. I thought I tricked you that time. goes to bed with Irvine porn
Fiona: Irvine T or D?
Irvine: Truth.
Fiona: Why do you wear that eye patch?
Irvine: It turns on Thomas.
Moonbey: How long have you two known eachother?
Irvine: 16 years.
Moonbey: And did you two have a sexual relationship then?
Irvine: Yes. Wanna know a secret about Karl and Captain Herman?
Thomas: I do! I do!
Irvine: Ever wonder why they're such good friends?
All: O_O;
Thomas: Hey Irvine I have a "surprise" for u at my house!!!
Irvine: let's go, bye lezbos. Thomas & Irvine Kiss and leave
Fiona: Well, there's no point in Truth or Dare with only two people
Moonbey: Wanna make videos of us having sex?
Fiona: Sure!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids
My first fic I hope u enjoy!!
Van: Hey everyone, wanna play truth or dare?
Moonbey: Only if I get to see Fiona naked again
Fiona: Pervert. No more sex for u young lady.
Irvine: Fuck off Van. Stop touching me, nooooo get away!!! I'll play your fucking game if u stop ass-raping me.
Thomas: Van! Get away from my territory!
Van: OK!!!OK!!! But only if you play.
Raven: I'm Surrounded by homosexuals!
Van: Ok, Fiona truth or Dare?
Fiona: Truth.
Van: Are you and Moonbey actually having a sexual relationship?
Fiona: Blush Yes. My turn. Thomas truth or dare?
Thomas: Dare
Fiona: Do it with Irvine for us right here, right now.
Thomas: With pleasure!! (
Van: So it's true. you don't like Fiona!
Thomas & Irvine: Duh!!! sweatdrop
Irvine & Thomas rock up and down on the couch so much that everyone has to sit on the ground.
Thomas: Moonbey, T or D?
Moonbey: Dare
Thomas: I dare u to pick Van's nose for him for a week and feed it to him.
Moonbey: Hell no.
Thomas: Then be Straight for ALL of tomorrow
Moonbey: pouty face Fine, I'll pick Van's nose!
Van: nose is runny START NOW!
Moonbey: Raven, T or D?
Raven: I'm not playing your sick little game!
All: So?
Raven: angry Truth.
Moonbey: Do you have a heart?
Ryss: walks in Yes, he does. I of all people should know.
Raven: feeling homicidal I told you NEVER to speak of those eight hours we spent together in Zoid Eve!
Van: Eight hours? Wow, you can last awhile man!
Raven: Fuck u
Fiona: It's 9:00
All: So?
Fiona: I get horney at 9:00
Raven: That's nice. ok Van T or D?
Van: Dare
Raven: Let me kill u.
Van: Never
Raven: FINE!!! Castrate yourself and become a monk.
Van: Take away my manhood. Why don't u just kill me.
Raven: Sure
Irvine: I think u could call it todlerhood
Van: Fiona T or D
Fiona: Truth
Van: if u had a dollar for every drug u bought how much money would you have
Fiona: more than I started with!!! (
All: .
Fiona: Ryss, you're being drawn in too. T or D?
Ryss: Dare.
Fiona: Then show off your breasts to me and Moonbey.
Ryss: flicks off Fine, fuckin' perverted Zoidian lesbian!
All: All Right!
Raven: getting hard
Ryss: Irvine T or D?
Irvine: Dare
Ryss: I Dare u to steer your Lightning Saix over to my Geno Saurer so they start fucking each other
Irvine: Deal
Thomas: I thought u loved me (
Irvine: Van T or D?
Van : Truth
Irvine: Have u ever had sexual thoughts about Zeke?
Van: Yup, every night at 9:00!!!
Moonbey: Geez 9:00 is the time for everyone.
Thomas: You know, I accidentally proposed to Zeke.
Van: Zeke! Your cheating on me!
Zeke: ROAR!(All for cash!)
Van: THOMAS YOU WILL DIE! T or D?
Thomas: afraid of dare Truth.
Van: Would you possibly ever let me make love to Irvine without you shooting at me?
Thomas: NO!!! That's not even a truth question!
Irvine: kisses Thomas deeply THANK YOU!!! grabs Thomas's butt as he's going to sit down
Thomas: OOOOH! Frisky aren't we? (
Raven: I think I'm gonna hurl!
Ryss: Too. much. gayness. must. reach. door.
Dr. D comes in : O hi there honey buns talking to Zeke Wasn't last night so fun. Me sticking my dick up your ass for 10 hours and when I tried to get out I was stuck. O I luv u Zeke!!!!!!
Van gives Zeke the Death Glare
Zeke: ROAR!!! (hey it's a living!)]
Raven: eww, gay mania. picks up Ryss come on babe ill fuck u in my zoid we'll spend another 8 hours. Ah yeah lets go!!!
Shadow walks in: ROAR GROWL GROWL!!! (Hey Zeke, Wanna come over to my place and check out my "gears"!)
Zeke: ROAR!!! (how much?!?!)
Shadow: GROWL! (how does 20$ an hour sound)
Zeke: ROAR!!! (ooo 480$ sounds like a deal)
(A/N you do the math and if u don't know math that's 24 hours.)
Thomas: What are they talking about.
Van: they are talking about how much money Shadow will owe Zeke for 24 hours of sex.
Moonbey: ouch I'd feel sore after that.
Shadow sucks on Zeke's tail as they walk out the door.
Thomas: Well that was disturbing. Fiona T or D?
Fiona: Dare
Thomas: Give Moonbey a rim job (like her ass)
Fiona pulls down Moonbey's pants: eww it's brown.
Moonbey: that's the color of the rest of my skin!!! Fiona licks her ass
Moonbey: Hey that tickles.
Van: All this Lesbianism is making me horny. Irvine! Bed Time!
Irvine & Thomas: Fucking again HELL NO!!!
Van: Damn. I thought I tricked you that time. goes to bed with Irvine porn
Fiona: Irvine T or D?
Irvine: Truth.
Fiona: Why do you wear that eye patch?
Irvine: It turns on Thomas.
Moonbey: How long have you two known eachother?
Irvine: 16 years.
Moonbey: And did you two have a sexual relationship then?
Irvine: Yes. Wanna know a secret about Karl and Captain Herman?
Thomas: I do! I do!
Irvine: Ever wonder why they're such good friends?
All: O_O;
Thomas: Hey Irvine I have a "surprise" for u at my house!!!
Irvine: let's go, bye lezbos. Thomas & Irvine Kiss and leave
Fiona: Well, there's no point in Truth or Dare with only two people
Moonbey: Wanna make videos of us having sex?
Fiona: Sure!