The New Neighbor
One afternoon, Kurt heard a knock on his front door. Wondering who it was he hesitantly looked through the peep hole to see since he was not sure if it would be the bullies from school. No, even they were not stupid enough to try and attack him on his own turf. After looking through the peep hole he sighed with relief and opened the door to see all of his glee girlfriends standing there, smiling.
"Why are you girls here?" he asked with a confused expression on his face.
"It's our monthly sleepover weekend… duh!" said Quinn from the back of the group of girls.
"Of course, how could I have forgotten?"
"I don't know, but are you going to let us in?" even without looking he knew that this snide comment came from Satan herself.
"Hi Santana, yes girls please come in and well pick out a couple movies and order take out and all of that."
All of the girls and Kurt went through a huge list of different movies since they all had their own opinions. Santana wanted to watch Salt; Quinn wanted to watch Breakfast at Tiffany's, Rachel wanted to watch Almost Famous, Mercedes wanted to watch Alice in Wonderland, and Brittany wanted to watch a homemade movie about her and her cat Lord Tubbington.
"Okay since we all want to watch different movies why don't we just watch them all we have the whole weekend to do so remember?" Kurt tried to reason with the girls who were bickering over which movie to watch. This always happened, but it had never been this bad what was going on with his friends?
Every one of the girls suddenly got silent listening to Kurt and then 30 seconds after Kurt finished speaking they started yelling again. Luckily his dad and step mom were out of town for the weekend because if they heard this they would have cancelled the whole thing because of the noise level and Burt's need of being in a stress free zone after his heart attack the year before.
Kurt was getting fed up with the screaming and yelling at each other so out of nowhere he ran up to his room and grabbed his old bullhorn from what seemed like forever ago when he and Mercedes were on the Cheerios. He ran back downstairs and stepped up on the couch and turned on the bullhorn to siren mode. A loud high-pitched screeching sound flooded the whole house and finally all of the girls had stopped screaming at each other to put their hands over their ears and proceeded to beg Kurt to stop the incessant ringing that was about to burst every one of their ear drums.
"Please Kurt; stop the ringing it is like nails on a chalkboard. Please!" They all screamed at the top of their lungs.
He finally took his finger off the siren button and all the girls slouched down onto the couches and chairs in the movie room thanking him for stopping it.
After all of them decided in which order the movies would be watched, making sure that Brittany's came at such a time at night where everyone would have fallen asleep and then they would have "watched it" but they would not have to live through the torture of what they knew was going to be just an extended version of her online blog "Fondue for Two" they order out for a ton of different types of food. A small vegan pizza, which had Rachel's name written all over it, Santana had order from her favorite Puerto Rican restaurant, funny to say that this is true because it was the only one that was in Lima, Ohio; Quinn and Tina ordered from BreadStix, Mercedes and Kurt ordered Thai, which sadly Brittany thought was racist since Tina was there even though they reassured her that it wasn't, and finally Brittany just decided that she would pick off of Santana's plate of food.
After they had all eaten their food and watched about 2-3 movies, Kurt looked at his phone and it was around 1am. He looked around at all of his friends and everyone was asleep except for Brittany who was watching her movie about Lord Tubbington tentatively, even though Kurt could see her eyes were slowly drifting off into what he thought might be the little land that she pushes onto them every day.
"Brit, you need to lie down and close your eyes you look so tired and it is very late." Kurt whispered in order not to awaken the other girls.
"But I am not tired, Kuurr-ahhh." As he sees her yawn at the end of that he lays her down on the pull out couch next to Santana and Mercedes and puts a blanket over her. She almost instantly falls asleep.
Kurt makes sure that he cleans up so that the house does not look disastrous when everyone wakes up. He also puts blankets over all of his friends so that they will not be cold. He then lay down on the only open spot in the movie room left and as soon as his head hit the pillow, which he had grabbed off the floor, he was out like a light.