Author Note(s): Sometimes, I like to imagine the characters reading the story as I'm writing it. Remy has got to be the loudest though. So, I decided to write out a conversation, with Wolverine in the end. No, I'm not insane. This is just how I write. I don't own anything and this was done while writing the first few paragraphs of the second chapter of Make them Bad Boys Go Good. Remy likes to talk.
BTW, my stuff is going to be in italics and Logan's will be bold.
"Skilled t'ief, hm?"
"Shut it, Remy. I'm just making you sound worthy of Rogue."
"Are you going to have me say de new cajun slang term to describe Wolvie?"
"Maybe."
"Because I know you've been wantin' ta use it."
"...shut it."
"Ha, you used it."
"You annoy me. A lot."
"Mais, I'm une of your favorite guys."
"Kurt's cooler. He's German. I can spout of insults to him about you and you wouldn't understand."
"Y'know, I t'ink you need a guy like me because you act like my Rogue-chere."
"Funny. All the quizzes I take tell me Logan. Now shut it and let me write. There might even be a smutty scene if you cooperate, Cajun."
"I will gladly cooperate den."
…
"WHAT?!"
"Heh, you jus' insultin' Wolvie over an' over."
"I swear, you're pushin' it."
"I know."
…
"Don't. Say. It."
"Quoi?"
"Don't play innocent. You're up to saying something. You're in my head, remember?"
"Oh? Curse of de writers, oui?"
"Cajuns don't say 'oui.' They say 'weh.'"
"Yup. You're annoyed."
"Jee, what was your first clue?"
"Y'know, y'should stop typin' our conversation and keep dat writing up. Rogue isn't even in it yet cause you been busy typing about us."
"I. Have. A. Writer's. Block. Now can it, Cajun."
….
"Cocky? Fille, couldn' you a' said confident?"
"No. Because you just turn confident to cocky."
"Okay, I'll just make an innuendo."
"Shut. It."
"Heh. Your mind was goin' dere too. Don' lie."
"Shut. Up."
….
"Say it."
"What?"
"Call my moves impressive. Dat's what you want to say."
"I'm gonna pick another descriptive word so your head doesn't get any bigger than it already is..."
"Fille, how can you forget a word?"
"I have an annoying distraction. What do you expect? I'll just wiki octopus."
"Mais?"
"It didn't help. Maybe squid will....YES. Thank you squid!"
"Can't believe de aut'or forget de word tentacle."
"Shut it."
"Smirked?! Smirked?!!"
"What?! You always smirk!"
"Fille, be more descriptive dan dat!"
"Oh, what like..."The devilishly handsome Cajun's sensual lips twisted up into a playful leer, ready to flaunt his superiority and ego.""
"Oui, somet'in like dat. Minus all de stuff to deflate my ego."
"Screw you. I'll just change it to leer."
"De only one who screws me is Rogue-chere."
"And any woman before her."
"Stop dat."
"What? Beating you with wit?"
"Non. Acting like Rogue."
"UGH! How much longer until this playlist is over?!"
….
"Stop. Looking. At. Me. Like. That."
"You jus' love makin' me look cool."
"I will kill you with a spork."
"No you won' cause you want me wit' Rogue."
…
"I hate you, Cajun."
"You had ta do dat, didn' ya?"
"I was inflating your ego a little more than I liked."
"Finally I get a line."
"Shut up, Logan. You get all the attention in everything else. Why do you get your own movie? Why not the real Deadpool?! Hmmm?!?!!"
"Fille, your Deadpool fangirl is showing."
"I'm not really a fangirl though. I just find him awesome and hilarious."
"Whate'er de fille say."
"And ya jus made me awesome again."
"I'm going to deflate it. Don't worry."
"A' course ya did."
"Wolverine is going to up it a notch too. Ha Cajun."
"That, bub, is for distracting the author."
"Merde, you all are out ta get me, aren't ya?"