::Kitzaku-san::
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Gi Oh, the concept of Chibis or Otogi. XD I just might own my little version of Chibi Otogi… but you never know anyway.
Authoress Note: Actually… Kayumi-kun and I were writing our little Mary-Sue-ish fun YGO stories that no one knows about. And Otogi wanted to be a girl, so he stole Yami's EZ bake oven and… ok, I'll stop. I don't want to give everything out and I fear I may have already said too much! -.-; In any case, that's where the idea came from—and I promise I'll work on those other fics!! I'm just really bad at continuing… x.x
Anyway, all these references that I'm making to Yami and Yami Bakura and Jou being chibis are al the fanfics people wrote. Do you know how many Yami chibi fanfics there are out there? XD Yeah… so it's like half-almost-semi-satire.
::A Clone, A Chibi, and an EZ Bake Oven::
"Da bwocks!" Chibi Yami cried out and threw a toy horse at a tower of building blocks. The tower fell to the ground, right on top of Chibi Yami Bakura. The ancient tomb robber sniffed, half concealed in the pile before throwing them off of himself and lunging at the pharaoh, screaming.
"Settle down you two." Otogi said, bored. He flipped through another issue of Transworld Skateboarding. "It's all fun and games until someone starts crying to me."
"Otooogiiiii!" Sure enough both the chibi yamis cried in unison.
Setting the magazine down and rolling his eyes, Otogi moved over to the fighting chibis and picked them up, one in each arm. "You two are more trouble than what your hikaris are paying me, honestly. I wonder how you turned chibi anyway…."
He managed to set Yami down in a crib and Yami Bakura in another crib on the other side of the room. Otogi was stuck babysitting for the two yamis-gone-chibi while their hikaris were out seeing Phantom of the Opera (Authoress: I know, I know… I just have to put that in…). Now, exactly how the two psychotic yamis got turned into chibis in the first place was beyond him.
As a matter of fact, a lot of his friends were turning into chibis. Take Jou for instance. He was a major favorite. And why Seto always took care of him and not Otogi himself was beyond his own imagination. Yami and Yami Bakura were constantly turning into chibis. That wasn't necessarily a bad thing—because at least Otogi got an extra job. Even if the job was, well, hell.
But watching Chibi Yami fall asleep got Otogi thinking. How come he never turned into a chibi? What… did it have something to do with a millennium item? Well, obviously that couldn't be… because otherwise Jou wouldn't turn into a chibi. Or perhaps it had to do with popularity? Whatever the case was, Otogi was never a chibi.
If Otogi did turn into a chibi… what would he act like? According to him, he would not throw blocks and his aibou's koi's chibi yami. Not that his aibou's koi had a chibi yami. In fact… he didn't even have an aibou. So what was his point again?
His point was: if he was a chibi. At least he would be well behaved.
Otogi glanced sidelong at Chibi Yami's EZ Bake oven. It was sitting solemnly in the corner of the nursery (that Yugi had mysteriously installed in the back of the Turtle Game Shop. It was a good thing too considering how much his Yami turned into a chibi.). Yami barely used it anymore. After he made brownies that tasted like cardboard, he decided that being a cook wasn't his strongpoint. Though, if the brownies didn't actually have Duel Monster cards in them, (thank you Chibi Yami Bakura) they might have tasted good.
Nevertheless, Otogi found himself wandering off to Yami's forgotten EZ Bake oven. Maybe if he made little Kuribo Cakes for when the two chibis woke up, they wouldn't be so cranky or homicidal for that matter.
So Otogi set to work, mixing flour and other various ingredients that he figured would be in a cake in the first place. It wasn't so hard. He was just careful not to spill anything and placed it carefully into the EZ Bake slot and waited.
What he didn't realize was that when you're cooking something, you should always pull your hair back. It's highly unsanitary to find hair in your food. But what did Otogi know about cooking anyway? The oven did all the work anyway right? Like… magic?
All he had to do was wait for a few moments for the tiny cakes to be finished. So to pass the time, he made sure both the chibis were asleep and went back to reading his skateboard magazine.
After a few moments, a strange smell filled the air. It smelled somewhat like burning cookie dough and hair. Growling, and wondering what the heck was going on, Otogi set down the magazine.
"GREAT SCOTT!… I'll have to kill Ryou for getting me stuck on that word. In any case: HOLY COW!"
The EZ Bake oven was smoking. (No, it was not an addict). But nevertheless, it seems to bubble and melt. Rushing for the closet, Otogi pulled out the fire extinguisher and sprayed it all over the smoldering oven. Strange hissing noises protruded from it, and Otogi could have sworn he heard it scream.
Or was that a giggle?
In any case, it didn't act like any normal EZ Bake oven would. Who knew ovens could act anyway? Otogi soon found himself lost in the fantasy of some EZ Bake oven in a skimpy dress receiving an award for some acting achievement… then a sudden jolt from a chibi on his chest forced him to the ground. "Oof!"
"MOMMY!" the chibi hugged Otogi's chest tight.
Otogi couldn't see who it was because there was smoke and steam everywhere from the tiny fire, but he could feel tiny spikes and only figured that it was Chibi Yami.
"Argh! Yami—if anyone's your mommy, it's Yugi, now off! And why aren't you in bed you little demon?" Otogi pushed the chibi off of him.
As he sat up, the sound of a chibi's wailing filled his ears. Sighing, Otogi picked up the chibi. "There, there… don't cry."
"Mommy… doesn't like me…" it wailed.
"Like I said I'm not your-" The smoke was clearing now and Otogi could see black hair instead of Yami's usual red and blonde. "OH MY GOD I BURNED YOUR HAIR!"
The chibi giggled. "Mommy didn't buwn my haiws!" He peeked up and kissed Otogi on the nose. That's when Otogi got a good view of who the chibi really was.
"Ch-chibi… me?"
"T-tibi me?" The chibi version of Otogi mimicked.
"But, how'd this happen?"
"Butt how'd dis happens?" Chibi Otogi giggled.
Otogi blinked for a few times, looking into his chibi self's huge green eyes, before his eyes rolled back into his head and he fainted.
TBCOtogi: I'm a chibi! ^_______________^
Um… yup! ^.^; This is so fun! I think I might actually update this on a regular basis!
Otogi: R&R!