Ok guys this has been rattling around inside my brain for a while and begging to come out LOL. I'm back and ready to write. Let me know how you all like this

Chapter 1

EPOV

"You know mom is going to rip you balls off and shove them who knows where right?" Emmett boisterously yelled from behind me!

"Jesus Emmett! Can you please refrain from using the words mom and my balls in the same sentence? I do not want and/or need that imagine in my head!" I groaned. "You know how long I've waited to do this! I'm an adult and I could care less if our mother does not approve!"

I heard the snickers of both of my brothers behind me, so I abruptly stopped walking. Thus causing both of them to slam into me and one another.

"Jesus Christ Edward! Walk much?" Jasper yelled, rubbing his head.

"Listen you two, I know that mom will not approve but it's not like she's going to know! Plus, I am an adult now so even if she does find out, I'll just tell her to mind her own business!"

"Yeah right!" Emmett snorted "When did you grow balls all of sudden? I just think you're a lot of talk and nothing but talk!"

"I'm really glad you guys came with me but if you can't stop all this bullcrap shit talking then you can just turn around, shove it up your asses' and go back to the restaurant!" I growled through my clenched teeth.

"Ok ok, we'll shut up! There is no way I'm missing this shit! I'm taping it! Your face will be priceless!" Jasper laughed.

"Whatever! Let's go! My appointment is in ten minutes and if I miss it because of you two boneheads I'll be pissed!"

I began walking again and didn't stop until I got to my desired destination. I reached out, took a deep breath and yanked the door open. I faintly heard the sound of a little bell go off as we entered. My nose was assaulted with the smell of metal, incense and rubbing alcohol. I could hear the faint sound of buzzing and music as I stood there taking in my surroundings.

I immediately broke out into a cold sweat. 'Come on Cullen, you can do this! No backing out now you chicken shit!' I repeated in my head, pepping myself up.

"How can I help you boys?" I heard and my head snapped up. I was to busy pep talking myself that I had totally missed the tiny girl that was sitting on the counter off to the side. I whipped my head in her direction and saw her perched on the counter swinging her feet out in front of her. Judging by her size and the way she looked like a child swinging her feet the way she was I would have guessed her to be no more than 12 or 13. As I walked closer, I could see that she was much older than I had originally guessed. She was wearing a pair of cut off short shorts and a pink tube top. She had her eyebrow and nose pieced with little studs and two lips rings, one on each side of her lower lip. She had a complete sleeve on her left arm with beautiful intricate designs. They were a wide range of things from a Koi fish to a ballerina but the way they were placed you could tell a lot of thought and work went into tying all the pieces together so they looked like one big piece of art.

"Uh, hi. I'm Edward Cullen, I have an appointment at 1." I informed her.

"Bella! You're 1 o'clock is here" She yelled, turning her head but her eyes never swayed from their place behind me.

I turned to see what in the world was holding her attention so dramatically. Looking around my eyes fell onto Jasper's face and you would have sworn it was fucking Christmas morning. His eyes were dancing and he had a shit eating grin on his face.

"I'm Alice" she informed us but I had a strong feeling she wasn't saying it to either Emmett or I. She had not taken her eyes off of Jasper since I noticed her. Jasper didn't look like he could form the words to respond so I jumped in to his aid.

"Hi Alice. I'm Edward, this is my brother Emmett and my other brother Jasper" I informed her, pointing to them as I introduced them. She briefly nodded to us in a hello sort of way and went back to eye fucking Jasper.

"I'll go see what's taking Bella so long. She should be done with her other client by now!" She hopped down from the counter and started to walk through the beaded curtain that separated the entryway from the back room. Jasper couldn't keep his eyes off her ass. It was as if she could feel his eyes on her because she looked over her shoulder at him and threw him a wink.

I walked around the little front room admiring the beautiful artwork on the wall. I faintly heard the sound of the beads clinking together as a large man walked out and up to the counter. Alice shortly followed, walking behind the counter to collect his money and started setting him up with another appointment.

I turned back to what I was doing until I heard someone clap, followed by the most beautiful voice.

"So you must be my virgin! Are you ready to get started?"

I turned around only to be met by the most amazing creature I had ever had the privilege of laying my eyes on. I couldn't find the words so I just meekly nodded my head. Fuck, I internally groaned! This was going to be the longest couple of hours of my life and I was going to enjoy every fucking second of it!

Ok so what did you guys think? Good start? Bad start? Let me know I'm hoping to have the next chapter up by Sunday at the latest. I've already begun writing it.