A/N: HEHE HAHA HAAAI GUYS! Welcome to another story of mine. This was inspired by the beautiful picture I did with it that you can find on deviantFart and on there I'm rudycloneplz. This is dedicated to Azam, who's still in a comma HA HA KIDDING, like I'd ever dedicate my wonderful stor135 to a FRIEND HEHEHAHA! This is for Penny my soul mate...one day Penny one day we'll get married...
Get off the Love
One day Mrs. Sanchez was waiting by the phone as Rudy tried so hardly to call Penny... He was her soul mate, her one and only lover, and they needed to be together. Even just in voice. So, Rudy tried to call Penny so hardly... He called Seyu twice and accidentally got his house blown up on one of the occasions but his parents didn't notice which was good, so he wasn't grounded, so he tried to call Penny.
HOWEVER...like USUAL...Mrs. Sanchez was standing right near the phone. I called Penny 46 times but on the 47th...her mom still answered. I was waiting anxiously standing on my nose when she answered.
"RUDY TABOOTIE!" she shouted like a idiot. "GET OFF THE PHONE!" she yelled so loudly and Rudy cried. He never knew what to do when he had to face Penny's mother's wrath. He didn't understand why she hated him...what had he ever done to HER? Stalk her daughter and make up weird fantasies in his head which he mailed to Penny without an envelope so anyone could read it including Mrs. Sanchez but that was RUDE because the letter was private! It's for privacy only and Mrs. Sanchez ignored that because she's trying to tear me and Penny apart.
"I need to speak to—"
"GOODBYE!" she shouted, not even giving Rudy a chance!
"But I just—" But it was no use, the evil mother from Evil World had already hung up and probably told Penny never to answer the phone.
Rudy frowned bigly hard at the phone. He was sick of this. He was going to do something about it.
He marched down the steps and to the kitchen, got out a box of tissues and cried into every one.
When he was done, he frowned bigly hard again. "That should do it," he muttered determinedly and returned to the phone. He picked it up and dialled another time, this time bringing his Dictionary of Great Insults that Tells you Lots of Words to Use if you Want to Be Really Insulting. "This time Mrs. Sanchez..." Rudy narrowed his eyes to actual slits. "I'm ready."
He kept narrowing his eyes until he had no pupils with which to see. He tried to cry, but the tears came out his mouth.
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Meanwhile, at Penny's house, Mrs. Sanchez was standing by the phone. She had been counting... Rudy's 225th call was scheduled to come soon, and when it didn't, Mrs. Sanchez grinned, wondering if she could finally get some sleep. She glared at Penny, who was doodling innocently like a delicate flower.
"STOP THAT!" yelled Mrs. Sanchez like an OLD toof. She make Penny cry. "That's it...I have to devise an evil plan..."
She looked evilly at Penny and grinned sightly evilly darkly mature blood Seyu. But Penny could not see because she has no pupils with which to see.
A/N: WOW! So that was my first chapter of my new story..sorry it's so long but I had to quickly type it up on the spot! ALSO GUYS! I figured out something the other day...
I HATE MRS. SANCHEZ!1