Disclaimer: I do not own any characters, all I own is the plot, though I wish I owned Dave the Laugh, but not Wet Lindsey.

A.N. I'm not particularly good at Geeisms, it's just the plot I like. This is my first fanfic, so be kind. Lots of luv and non lezzie hugs, RoRo the Viking.

14th February 12:00pm
My uber marvy boyfriend is taking me out somewhere romantico tonight. He says it will be fabbity, but I'm slightly scared. Apparently, it's tres tres romantico. The ace gang have been teasing me about it all week. Jas'n'Tom are probably spending it looking at moss and fox poo, Ellz will spend it dithering to Dec and Rosie will probably spend the night on Sven's back. Jools will probably be 10'ing Rollo and Mabs, well she'll just be snogging the face of Ed. She has no dignitosity.
Moi is going for dramatic makeup and hair full of bounciosity but dead straight. Purple lace dress or little red one?
One second later
Purple, it's longer and probably more suitable for the roller-skating or the skip-a-thon he's got planned.
One second later
No, red. It's a more romantico and appropriate for the occasion. Plus, it's shorter and Dave prefers the sex kitty look.
One minute later
Purple dress is back on, I'm not changing again.
One minute later
RED! And that is final!
One second later
Purple
One second later
Red
One second later
Purple is on and that's final!
6:00pm
I'm sitting on my wall waiting for Dave, wearing the red dress. I'm with Dave, so it has to be sex kitty. Cor, he looks yummy scrumboes.
6:01pm
He smiled his cheeky grin at me. I can tell he's got something planned for tonight.
6:15pm
We're walking in the vague direction of the park. The last time Kittykat and the Hornmeister were in the park at dusk was eating chips. Seeing as it's Valentine's Day, I hope he has something slightly more sophis and elegant to do. It better not involve chips.
6:30pm
Okay, this is looking up. We are on a gorgey moonlit walk. Hornmeister's wearing his groovy gravy skinny jeans that give Kittykat the horn. At least the ace gang aren't peeking like last time we tried to go on a date. That was tres tres embarrassing. I think my Hornmeister has a snog-a-thon planned for tonight.
"Kittykat, you do realise you said all that out loud?"
Oh bollocks. I didn't realise the Hornmeister had tuned into Radio Kittykat. I'm standing with that attractive goldfish look on my face. That's when a pair of fingers clicked in front of my face.
"Kittykat, are you in some kind of rambling trance? Come on I've got something you'll like planned,"
"Erm, okay. Please tell me it has nothing to do with Rachel, Emma or chips, or I might have a f.t. and a nervy b combined."
"Kittykat, you are quite categorically insane. But don't worry, I'm not really a biscuit for ménage a trois either. It's a long here..."
"DAVID, put me down you twat!"
"No can do, Kittykat. You can barely walk in those heels, and I want to RUN!"
Wait, are we... Brilliant!
8:30pm - The Crazy Coconut
As moi said, uber fabbity boyfriend has brought to the valentines gig. The Stiff Dylans are playing, and Masimo and Robbie are doing lead vocals. It's kind of odd, seeming as they are here and moi is here, but I can see a very pretty Italian girl and a gorgey girl in a red polka dot dress by the side of the stage, probably their betrothed.
9:00pm
Moi and Hornmeister are slow dancing to some ancient tune while the Dylans are on a break. They appear to be dancing with their betrothed as well. But my Hornmeister is much more gorgey and fit and yummy scrumboes. I have a feeling he may have a trip up the snogging scale planned later on.
10:00pm
Jah, my dreams have been confirmed by my one and only…

Soz please R&R cuz i love you all and if i get reviews i will carry on with this fanfic. im aiming at around 20 chapters on this particular fic. all those who luv aggers do not worry as there may be a twist...
But im not telling cuz i dont want to spoil the story
RoRo the Viking xxoo