Billy the Magical Flying Toaster Oven

by RainbowBarfingUnicorn

Once upon a time, in a far-away land known as Celeryville, a Greek goddess and her toaster oven live. But what happens when a long-standing immortal feud over a box of Cheerios conflicts with the forbidden love of a magical pony? And what happens when the donut-loving villagers are forced to only eat celery? Rated T for violence, enjoy!

1. Chapter 1

Hello random person on the internet who happened to stumble across my super weird story! This is based off of the idea of a Greek myth so that explains all the forbidden love, death, and randomness...

Enjoy! :)

Once upon a time, Demeter was having a spring walk through Celeryville with her pet toaster oven, CeCe (short for Sesame, much to the toaster oven horror.)

Demeter was taking her regular shortcut through the wonderful village, filled with bakeries and donuts and omelettes, delicious foods of every type and flavor. Demeter always said she took this route, because it was scenic, but CeCe knew the real reason:

To stay away from her mortal enemy, Medusa, who had stolen a box of Cheerios from Demeter a few millenia back, but what can I say, immortals are petty.

Demeter sang the Mini Wheats theme song as she bounced down the road, blessing everyone with golden grain. Then, Cece jumped off to toast some toast for her good friend Bill, the kind baker down the street, but then she got lost. She turned a corner, and suddenly met the love of her life, Pegasus! She and Pegasus began kissing. They knew their love would be forbidden by their parents, who were enemies (as Medusa was Pegasus's mother), so they quickly ran away to the woods to get married. They lived happily as husband and wife for two hours, until Demeter found them. Demeter was going to punish CeCe with her horrible wrath, but realized that CeCe was already pregnant, and she couldn't hurt the innocent baby. So instead, she killed Bill, the innocent baker, so that CeCe would be sad. As if that wasn't enough, she cursed the people of Celeryville to only be able to eat celery until Pegasus was dead.

The angry villagers chased Pegasus and CeCe, intent on killing Pegasus so they could have their donuts back. They killed him slowly and painfully in front of CeCe, and then ran back to the village to have a joyous feast of literally everything but celery.

CeCe was going to kill herself, but realized she was pregnant, and she couldn't hurt the baby. So, she decided to give birth, so that she could kill herself and join her true love Pegasus in death. She gave birth to a magical flying toaster oven, and named it Billy after her dead friend.

Then she pulled out a knife, about to stab herself, when Demeter came out of nowhere, and turned her immortal so that she would be forced to live with her guilt and sorrow of Pegasus for eternity.

Then, Demeter sold CeCe into slavery and stole Billy. Billy became the god of Magical Flying Toaster Ovens, and never knew anything about his past.

And all over a box of Cheerios.

YAY There you go! :) Have a nice life, and review and stuff I guess.

-RBU