The Vastly Inappropriate Exploits Of

by PhWoMp

Come, gather round, as I tell you the tales of a powerful guild. Their misadventures are just as grand and enjoyable as their triumphs. These are the vastly inappropriate exploits of Fairy Tail. [Collection of Short stories]

1. Prologue

~The Vastly Inappropriate Exploits Of...~

FAIRY TAIL

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Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail, or any of it's characters.

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Prologue

In the beautiful land of Magnolia, there lived a large guild, called Fairy Tail. It's mages were legends around the magnificent town, but not all stories were that of heroism and bravery. Oh no. For you see, Fairy Tail was a guild filled with perverts, idiots and creepers; sure, they were exceptionally powerful, and loyal beyond belief. That didn't change the fact that these particular mages could sometimes do and say ludicrous things.

I shall tell you the legend of these men and woman of Fairy Tail; the most powerful, crazy and idiotic individuals in all the land. Gather round young boys and girls, but beware; for the tales that I weave are no lies, but the actual accounts of the vastly inappropriate exploits of Fairy Tail.

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Just a very short introduction to my newest collection of short stories! These are going to be based off of very dirty jokes or experiences, so if you're easily offended or hate horrible jokes, this isn't the story for you!

I'm always willing to take suggestions, so if you have an embarrassing joke or story, let me know and I might just make it into a chapter! I will try to update everyday!

Hope you enjoy!