The Big Love Theory - The invader complot

by Yazminp5

Morjorie Volta is the new girl in town, she is a stylist and owns a beauty salon close to Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, she is also the new philosophy teacher at the California Institute of Technology. She feels instant sympathy for Penny and Berndatte but specially for Amy. Marjorie has an inmediate crush for one of the guys, who will it be?

1. Chapter 1

The Big Bang Theory

"The invader complot"

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, EXCEPT for Marjorie Volta, she is a completely creation of mine. Please have in mind that this fanfic was originally wrote in spanish so if there are a couple of mistakes here I'M REALLY SORRY.

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(Scenario: Clothing Store)

Penny: This blouse is so beautiful (holding up the blouse).

Bernadette: All clothing is beautiful here.

Amy: The last time I went shopping was accompanied by Sheldon, he spent all the time talking about the staph germs that abound in the fabric of the garments.

Penny: How romantic.

Bernadette: When I try to go shopping with Howard always tells me what shops we should go to.

Amy: Does he takes you to the stores where he usually buys you gifts?

Bernadette: No... To the stores where he buys his mom's clothing.

(A couple of girls approach and begin to murmur)

Girl 1: Oh my god, look at that nerdy girl.

Girl 2: And those two bleached blondes.

Penny: Excuse me? Do you have something to say? Say it out loud.

Girl 1: Oh, not really, we were just making an observation on your nerdy friend's awful clothes.

Girl 2: And about you and your other friend here, just look at your fake blonde hair.

Penny: It's not fake.

(Unknown girl approaches to them)

Unknown girl: Excuse me, ladies but I couldn't help but to hear your insults from over there, so let me clear this up a little, first you (referring to girl 1) your clothes are remarkably cute but what is even more remarkable is the nerve to wear such fake Michael Kors purse, and to you (referring to girl 2) what's even more fake and trashy than your friend's purse over here is your cheap hair extensions hanging from your real ashy hair, and to both, FYI fake lashes aren't supposed to look like a couple of black feather dusters, and OH! come on, there are only two months until summer, you totally should've waited to get sun tanned but you choose to spend one week on the tanning bed and ended up looking like two carrots.

Amy: BOOYA!

(Girl 1 and girl 2 walk away)

Amy: That was great.

Unknown girl: Sorry that I interfered, but I couldn't bear to hear those stupid girls.

Bernadette: It's okay, it was really sweet of you, and you totally kicked their asses.

Unknown girl: It was nothing. Oh, I'm sorry, my name is Marjorie Volta.

Penny: Nice to meet you, Marjorie, I'm Penny, this is Bernadette and this is Amy.

Marjorie: Nice to meet you, ladies, in fact I'm so glad I found a trio of beautiful young women, because I just moved in a couple of months ago and tonight It would be the grand opening of my beauty salon and I haven't met too many people here yet, so I'd be glad if you can come, we'll be having free haircuts, manicures, makeovers and stuff like that (gives them a flier) so I hope you are not busy.

Penny: Oh my God this is so awesome!

Bernadette: Of course I'm coming, I haven't had a beauty treat in years.

Amy: Yes and plus today is Friday and the guys would be playing until early morning so I guess we are all available to go for some girls night out.

(Opening break)

(Scenario: The guys at Leonard and Sheldon's apartment playing videogames)

Raj: (sobbing really loud) I'm such a loser, how could I thought that a person from the opposite gender would tolerate me for more than 3 dates? And the first one didn't even count because she ran away.

Howard: It will be okay, buddy, Lucy is not the only woman on earth, there are plenty fish in the sea.

Raj: Yes, but I can't even talk to those fish.

Sheldon: Actually nobody can talk to fish.

Leonard: Don't worry Raj, someday you'll find a girl who is perfect for you and she's never going to run away.

Howard: And if she tries to run away we would cut her legs off.

Raj: It's not funny, you say that because you all have girlfriend and I'm the only one who gets to sit alone while we watch a movie or during dinner.

Sheldon: The other day I was reading a magazine and I came across an article about foreign accents that said that only 5 percent of the American female population considers the Indian accent attractive, the other 95 percent thinks it sounds goofy.

Leonard: Sheldon! You are not helping, we are supposed to make Raj feel better.

Sheldon: My duty as an educated person is to provide data that I consider is related to the topic of conversation, so I did, and I see nobody appreciating it!