A/N: This was an idea I just couldn't get out of my head! ^v^

As for updates on other stories- Snap Run Grow should be updated in a few days. This won't be updated as quickly and the chapters will probably be on the short side but that's okay!

Warning: Language, possible OOCness, and anything else you find needs one.

Enjoy :D

"Pein…I think we need a vacation."

The orange-haired man looked up from where he sat at his desk, questioningly looking at his partner. He had been going through the Akatsuki's mission roster and so far- they weren't good. His members were slipping up, making the easiest of mistakes and going from not really caring to a downright 'I-don't-care-at-all' attitude. In fact, he himself had been debating whether or not they should get a break. They certainly didn't deserve one. But at the rate things were going…they wouldn't be able to pay the bills or even afford to breathe the air inside the base.

"Pein?"

Then again…who's to say they would get better after the break? What if they got worse? Pein frowned to himself. And where would they go? It wasn't like they could casually stroll wherever they pleased. They had bounties on their heads for Kami's sake. Not to mention that Akatsuki wasn't really fit for interacting with others anyway. Zetsu couldn't control his hunger at times…Hidan couldn't control his bloodlust if it got too bad…Deidara liked to blow anything up that offended him…. The list could go on.

"Pein!"

Okay, so definitely not. A vacation was out of the question. It was too risky and they had no money for it anyway. Pein nodded to himself, self assured. No trip.

"DON'T IGNORE ME!" Konan roared, punching the man in the face and sending him flying out of his chair. "We need to take a vacation- NOW!"

Pein touched the side of his pounding head where he could already feel an oncoming migraine, sitting up from the floor as the blue-haired woman stalked out of his chambers. "Ow…"

Itachi sat in the middle of the couch, brow twitching every few seconds. On either side of sat Kisame and Hidan. Both arguing over the remote.

"Give me the remote! It's my turn!"

"You just want to fucking watch Free Willie!"

"That's a whale! I'm a shark!"

"Fuck off sharky. I wanna watch the horror fest!"

Deidara looked at them from where he sat on the floor, cross-legged and peacefully molding a clay bird. "Come on guys yeah. It's too early to be fighting."

Hidan flipped him off. "Stay out of this bitch. This is a man's fight."

"You calling me a girl un?" Deidara's visible dangerously narrowed.

Hidan scoffed as he and Kisame started a miniature tug-o-war battle with the remote. "You have anything to prove me otherwise?"

"What?"

"Stop your screeching brat," Sasori ordered, not even looking up from where he was. He had his head lowered, legs folded as he attempted to meditate. Sure he could've gone to his room, but then he would miss out on the entertainment. Free entertainment.

Deidara glanced at him. "But danna-"

Sasori glared at him. "I said… stop screeching."

Deidara quieted down almost immediately, going back to fiddling with his bird.

"Haha!" Hidan gave a vicious tug on the remote, almost hitting Itachi in the face. "Look at that. Blondie over there is obeying his master like a good fuckin' dog." He looked at Deidara with a grin. "Oi! You wanna a treat?"

"Leave me alone Hidan, hmm."

"Can you fetch and roll over too?"

Deidara felt a vein pop.

Kisame snorted under his breath. "If anyone needs a treat it's you…"

Hidan's head snapped around like lightening. "What? What the fuck did you just say?"

"Are you deaf now?"

"You're lucky this remote is holding me back douche! Or else I would have knocked your damn ass flat a long time ago!"

"Oh really?"

Itachi exhaled lightly, closing his eyes in an attempt to tune out the rest of the world around him.

"Hey!" Deidara shouted. "Don't just ignore me!"

"No one even likes you," Hidan spat. "Just sit there and stay quiet freak."

"God I hate you!" Deidara screamed, the clay bird exploding in his hands.

Sasori rolled his eyes. "Hidan's right. You're annoying so shut up."

The blonde looked taken aback only for a moment before getting to his feet and storming over to the couch, karate chopping the remote in half. "There! Now you assholes each have one- so why don't you shut up and watch your damn porn channel!"

Hidan stared at his sizzling piece of plastic and then leapt from the couch, tackling the blonde to the ground. "You motherfuckin' asshole! I'm gonna kill you!"

"Get off me!" Deidara cried out, trying to push the older man off of him. "Get off, get off, get off!"

"Quit crying you stupid baby!"

"I said get off!"

Kisame, meanwhile, was trying to piece his remote back together, silently crying to himself. "No…Kakuzu will never let us get a new one!"

"How 'bout I spit in your fucking mouth!"

"No yeah!"

"Yes?"

"Stop it un!"

Sasori smirked.

Itachi kept his eyes closed as the screams went on. I hate my life.

Just as he thought things couldn't get any worse, Tobi ran in, chased by Zetsu who was being chased by Kakuzu. They ran in endless circles around the couch, brushing off everyone else in the room.

And then Konan came.

She took one look in the room, stomped her foot, and then screamed.

Pein ran down at the sound of all the noise, stumbling into the living room. His eyes widened.

Hidan and Deidara were rolling around like little children, Kisame was breaking the remote into tinier pieces, Itachi had completely sunk down in the couch being run around by Kakuzu, Tobi, and Zetsu, Sasori was cheering them on, and Konan still hadn't stopped screaming.

Pein felt an eye twitch.

Vacation was needed.

Definitely.

A/N: Er- I tried ^-^

Next Time:

The Akatsuki sets out on their adventure!

"What the fuck is that?" Hidan and the others stared at the unstable-looking piece of junk in front of them.

"I think we're supposed to get in it guys," Deidara whispered loudly.

"But it's fuckin' UGLY!"