October 31st. The day of Princess Bubblegum's Fall Ball. Well actually, it was the night. How very convenient Bonnibel.

Right now, I'm cruising through the clouds. If I was any higher, I'd be in Lumpy Space. Not like anyone would be there, only smooth people wouldn't show to this party.

Normally I despise Balls, or really anything that makes me come out of my cave. But come on, it's Halloween: ghosts, demons, werewolves. Totally my Scene.

I start my quick descend down to the Castle doors. I know I could easily float threw a window, but I can't resist messin' with the banana guards. Weenies.

I land with a loud thud to make my presence known.

"Alright y'all! The Vampire Queen is here!" I say obnoxiously
to the guards and surrounding Candy People, who've been waiting in line for who knows how long. I try pushing past them, but they cross their pointy stick thingies across the entry.

"Not so fast Missy. Where's your invitation?", one of the guards says. Oh no he didn't.

"Do I look like I need an invitation?" I said flashing my fangs, hissing, and floating so I towered over them. "Or do I need to change into something worse?"

They chuckled "Nice costume kid. Now get to the back of the line."

Ugh! I could go all demon on them in a split second, but I wouldn't risk tearing my dress. I've had this thing for 700 years!
I push down my anger. "Fine. Here, take it." I say pushing my invite towards them. Of course I have an invitation! It's just cooler pretending to crash the party!

They look at me astonished, before the fear sets in. "My sincerest apologies your Highness.
We thought you were an impostor and-"

"Enough!" I yelled cutting him off. "Now let in all of these Candy People and I might spare your life."

"But we're under strict guidelines from-"

"You DARE to deny me?" I shout, morphing my face into something that will surely scar him for life.

"Of course not! Everyone may enter!"

There are cries of happiness throughout the crowd, as I soak it in. "I know, I know, I'm awesome. Now let's make this party crazier than Party Wolf's!"

All the little costumed candies, run past me into the doors. As I follow, my over sensitive ears pick up a guard whispering to his Co-worker, "Why ever does the Princess keep inviting her?!"

If only you knew man. If only you knew.