Author's Note: My friend gave me this idea, so it'll be a bit...strange. It's my first attempt at a real parody or spoof or whatever. I hope you enjoy it. Please review and no flames.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Coffeehouse Musical

By musiclover94 and mwhisperatthedarkness

Troy looked down at the abundance of white, cloud-like fluff beneath his feet. Where was he? He looked around. He saw several people in white toga-like things. Heaven was so clique. Then, he saw it right in front of him, the Angel of the Heavenly Chain Store. As he stood there admiring her, a steaming mug of the Magical Elixir flew out of the shop and hit him in the face.

"Ow!"

"Drink me," the mug said.

Troy, thinking that it wasn't at all weird that coffee mugs were talking to him, promptly took a sip, and felt the familiar feeling that everything was good. But everything wasn't, at least not Troy. Because there was something in that drink that made him…sing.

I've never felt this way before!

IT'S THE START, OF SOMETHING DELICIOUS

IT FEELS SO RIGHT, IN MY HAND!

Sharpay, appearing behind Troy out of nowhere, sang "OR IN YOUR MOUTH!"

Troy jolted back to reality, and looked behind him. "Sharpay! What are you doing here?"

Sharpay just said, looking around like she was going crazy, "Did I just hear Troy singing?"

"Yeah, you did, though it was more of an outburst caused by my magical qualaties" the coffee mug said.

"What are you doing here, wherever we are," Troy repeated.

"We're in the Great Coffeehouse in the Sky, silly!"

"Wait…we're dead?"

"Yeah, from all the caffeine. I can't drink water forever, can I?"

"Then where's God?" Troy asked, looking around.

Sharpay pointed to the Starbucks Logo. "That's God."

"God's a girl?"

"I guess so. At least to us."

Troy looked at Sharpay, a confused expression crossing his face. "What do you mean? Is this all in my head? Is this even real?"

"Of course it's all in your head, Troy, but why should that make it untrue?" After she said this, she slipped back through the clouds beneath them, back to wherever she came from.

Author's Note: Well, yeah, here it is. Please review and NO FLAMES!

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