AN: AP World Test in 5 days...I'm soo screwed. So here's a FF for you while I study my brains out and cry endlessly until Thursday. Then my life is over. Enjoy!
I look at the computer screen
With glazed eyes, ever since
You met her, I have been bored
Out of my mind. A footstep
Sounds behind me, I turn,
Hoping to see your face.
Damn it to hell! The excitement
Drains from my body as
She walks toward me. I am
Silent and a bit confused, she's
Usually fastened to your arm
And has never spoken to me
Without you around. She gives
Me a bright smile, as if we are
Friends; my eyes narrow in
Suspicion. With a sigh she
Begins, "Have you seen
Him? I have been looking
For him and can't find
Him anywhere." I shake
My head, turning back
To the screen, wishing
She would leave. Out
Of the corner of my eye
I see her still standing
There, and he calls me
Socially awkward.
"Do you need something
Else?" I ask, irritation
Dripping on every word.
She shuffles a bit, idiotic
Blush on her face, I hold
Myself back from saying
An insult. "Ummm…I
Know you do not like
Me but I wish to be friends.
Since I am going out with
Him, I should get to know
All of his friends. So do
You want to start over?"
To be friends with her,
This is something I can
Not do. Sure, it would
Be nice to spend time
With him like before.
However, she would be on
His lap was we talked,
Giggling as we shared A
Joke, one large distraction
To him as I try to discuss
Anything with him. "No,
It is impossible for that
To happen. I am sorry
About that, now leave me
Alone," I mutter to her,
Praying that she'll get
It and go away. "Really,
Well I am sorry I bothered
You, freak!" The bitch has
Shown herself. "How am I a
Freak, may I ask?" I question
Her. "At least I'm not crushing
On my girl friend. What, cat got
Your tongue? If you told him,
He will probably never speak to
You again. Or shall I tell him?"
Anger boiled my blood,
How dare she talk to me
Like that! It was an accident,
Now that I think about it…
Not really, but it slipped out
Of my mouth. "Yes, he
Almost certainly would
Do that. But at least I
Have an IQ over three, hold
A conversation with him
Not concerning lip-gloss,
And weigh proper weight."
I hear her gasp and walk
Away, a feeling in the pit
Of my stomach as I realize
What can happen. Then I
Smile, Greatest Detective
In the World– 1, Empty-headed
Girlfriend - 0