So there was a girl, she was fat, ugly, and always wanted to find the right man. So one day there was a skinny, lonely man crying and the girl went up to him and said what is wrong, he said I have had so many girlfriends and I just wanted to find the right girl but that wish obviously cant come true. She said well I am having the same problem so they start dating and for a long time she couldn't trust him at all. then he proposes to her and she says yes after like a year and she is like yes I will. So like a day after they get married she says are you sure you LOVE me and want to spend the REST of your LIFE with me he said I am so sure and I love you with everything I got. So the have been doing good and one day she gets a phone call from the police and the policeman says are you Lacey Galloway, she says yes, yes I am. Why? What's wrong? The man says well we found Jason Galloway walking down the street with six other women and he is in jail for prostitute pick up and he has a 5000 bail. She drives up to the station and she is like how in the hell can you do this to me. Well, a month later he gets a call from his so-called GIRLFRIEND and she is like im pregnant with a baby so you have to be here with me. So he finds out his wife has been sick and she went to the doctor and she found out she was also pregnant so he was like what can I do. He sat on the couch thinking for like a hour. And he finally decided that he would leave his wife for this skanky batch. They got divorced and she is like im pregnant what should I do. So she was like everything blew up just as I thought. she called him up and said '' you are a freaking butt hole, don't ever call my house again.'' She was like I knew it was to good to be true.