Me: Well hello, welcome aboard Percys 3xpress. You'll come to your destination in exactly 1 minute.

Percy: Why is express spelled with a 3?

Me: Cause it's cool that way now shut up or I'll make it Annabeths Express!

Percy: Hers doesn't have a 3!

Annabeth: Cause I'm awesome and she like me better.

Me: -glares at Annabeth- you wish...

Annabeth: -backs away slowly-

Me: -smiles- Anyway, ALL ABOARD!

Percy woke up this morning with an idea in my head, so he ran outside to go find Chiron.

He found him outside in front of the big house painting his hooves a bloody red.

"Chiron, what are you doing?" Percy asked.

"What does it look like I'm doing! Painting my toes with blo- nail polish!" He answered.

"Well okay...Anyway, I have an idea!" Percy declared.

-Luke pops up out of nowhere-

"That's a first," he stated the truth. Percy uncapped Riptide and went at him. Sadly, someone replaced Riptide for a real pen and Luke didn't get cut into a million pieces. Happily, he now had a mustache.

"What the BEEEEEP!" He beeped. "Hey...don't I look good with a mustache..."

-Luke pulls out a mirror and stares at himself-

-Random girl comes running out of the trees-

"OH MY GOD! ITS EDWARD! I LOVE YOU EDWARD! SPARKLE FOR ME!" she screamed.

-Another girl comes out of woods with a shovel-

"Shut UP! JACOBS BETTER! YOU IDIOT! HE HAS A EIGHT PACK!" the Team Jacob girl screams.

-Team Jacob girl hits both Team Edward girl and Luke/Edward with the shovel and drags them into the woods-

Chiron turned back to me. "Well, Percy? What's your idea...ummm it's not like the last idea you had is it?" Chiron has flash back.

-Chirons flashback-

"I have an idea," Percy said.

"Well, what is it?" Chiron asked.

"That your a horse," Percy answered.

Chiron stared at him blankly.

"Percy...did you hit your head?" Chiron asked.

"...ummm..." Percy answered.

"OH NO! ITS THE UM SYNDROME!" Chiron gasped.

Chiron ran Percy to the hospital. The doctors screamed and ran around wildly. Chiron grabbed a scalpel randomly and started stabbing at Percy random.

-Back to the future-

"...nooo...it better not be like last time...anyway! I believe that I can go around the world in 1 minute," Percy said.

"Oh well you could have said so! Go right ahead! You can take 3 people with you! Be back in...no please...never come back..." Chiron agreed.

Percy went off on to go find his friends he would take with him on his daring quest...which took him exactly a whole week.

Me: Well hoped you enjoyed PLEASE review! The next one will come put soon!

Percy: ...that was the most stupidest thing I ever read...

Me: ...Thats IT! Annabeth get over here were changing the story!

Annabeth: REALLY YAY!

Me: -goes over to the Percy 3xpress and changes it to the Annabeths Express.

Percy: NOOOOO IM SORRY! PLEASE!

Me: -glares at Percy-