A/N: Oooooh, my third one-shot. This time it's a Kreacher POV! Hey! Don't blame me! I still don't know what possessed me to write it!
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Kreacher is a Good Elf
Kreature can't believe that Mistress's son would let blood traitors, mudbloods and werewolves into house! But then, Mistress's son is dirty little blood traitor too. Oh, my poor mistress! if she knew, if she knew the scum they've let into her house, what would she say to old Keacher, oh the shame of it, mudbloods and werewolves and traitors and theives, poor old Kreacher, what will he do?
Master Regulus was a good boy, mistress always said, Master said so too. He wouldn't have let the murderer brat and the scum into the house, oh no, Master Regulus would have been kind, Master Regulus wouldn't have let them in. Master Regulus was a good boy, master and mistress said so, they wouldn't lie to Kreacher, Kreacher is a good elf, Kreacher does what he is told.
One of the nasty little brats twins of a blood traitor are talking to Kreacher now, accusing Kreacher of things kreacher didn't do, the nasty little brats don't like Kreacher. Now it's twin, unnatural little beasts they are, making fun of Kreacher, calling Kreacher names, asking Kreacher what Kreacher said. Kreacher said nothing, Kreacher is a good elf.
Now the mudblood talks to Kreacher, as if she is my friend, standing there bold as brass, oh how mistress would cry if she knew this, and there's a new boy, Kreacher doesn't know his name. What is he doing here? Kreacher doesn't know. Boy has shadow-hair, Boy has poison-eyes.
Mudblood tells Kreacher that Boy is Harry Potter! The boy who defeated the Dark Lord! Kreacher doesn't believe it, but Kreacher can see the scar, it must be true, that's the boy who stopped the Dark Lord, Kreacher wonders how he did it, Kreacher doesn't know, Kreacher wants to know, but Kreacher doesn't ask, oh no, Kreacher is a good elf.
One brat twin asks Kreacher what Kreacher is doing, Kreacher is cleaning, Kreacher is making sure Master Sirius doesn't throw out mistress's things, mistress would never forgive Kreacher if they got destroyed.
Master Sirius doesn't believe Kreacher is cleaning, Master Sirius tells Kreacher to stand up straight, Master Sirius does not respect the old ways, Kreacher respects the old ways. Master Sirius doesn't believe Kreacher, he never did, Master Sirius never believe Kreacher when Kreacher says he serves the Noble House of Black, Master Sirius never believes Sirius, Master Sirius believes Kreacher is a bad elf, but I is a good elf, Kreacher is.
Master Sirius doesn't believe me when Kreacher tells him that I says kreacher would never move anything from Master Sirius's house from its proper place, but Mistress would never forgive Kreacher if the tapestry was thrown out, seven centuries it's been in the family, Kreacher must save it, Kreacher will not let Master Sirius and the blood traitors and the brats destroy it.
Master Sirius tells Kreacher to go away. Master Sirius comes back from Azkaban ordering Kreacher around, oh my poor mistress, what would she say if she saw the house now, scum living in it, her treasure's thrown out, she swore he was no son of hers, and he's back, they say he's a murderer too.
But Kreacher goes away, like Master Sirius says. Master Sirius didn't tell Kreacher where to go away to, though, so Kreacher will go to Mistress Narcissa's. Kreacher is a good elf, Kreacher listens to Master Sirius, Kreacher follows orders. Kreacher is a good elf.